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Nyum, nyum, nyum...Hello, my name is Chino Strife, and my nads itch. But that's beside the point. Anyway, I'm the guitarist/vocalist of Oyster Fetish, a punk band that Nostradomus predicted to take over the world, sometime around the turn of the century. Well, actually, that's not true, but if I had to guess, I'd say that the only reason he never predicted that was because he died before he got the chance to. Actually, it's 100% untrue because Oyster Fetish broke up before the turn of the century. We are from the two twin hicktowns, Gray and New Gloucester, Maine. We started on December 30, 1997. And we called it quits about a year later in late 1998 . We really put on some serious ass kickin' shows, even though we only had like six songs. We were considered a "garage band," because we never really made it anywhere, but we used to play free shows at our school, and at peoples parties and shit. at the time, we were in eighth grade, and everyone in our school loved us. Oyster Fetish is the reason we got chicks that year. For anyone reading this who never heared us, it's hard to explain our sound. I hate to compare us to other bands, but if I had to say, I'd say we sound like a mix between Nirvana, The Misfits, and Agnostic Front. . Like I said, I hate to compare us to other bands, but that's the easiest I can explain our sound. Oh, yeah, and if you happen to listen to Seaweed, we sound a lot like them, too. this is a list of the songs we had: