come on lines

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house?
Go up to the girl of your dreams, give her a single rose and say, "I just wanted to show this rose what true beauty is."
Wink. I'll do the rest.
Should I call you in the morning or just nudge you?
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice.
Well? Have you saved up enough to take me out yet?
I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the straw
Hey, you want to go out for pizza and some sex? What, you don't like pizza? (lick her sleeve) Well we better get you out of those wet clothes!
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
If I were bread, would you be my butter?
You've been a bad girl (or boy), now go to my room!
My name's not Elmo but you can tickle me anytime.
Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.
"I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?"
Get your coat girl, you've scored!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
You have a beautiful body. Will you hold that against me?
'Why don't you step out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini?' - Robert Charles Benchley
Do you sleep on your stomach? No? Can I?
One of us is thinking about sex... Okay, it's me.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you got FINE written all over you!
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
If I were God, all of my angels would look like you!
My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?
Whoops! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
Should I break it to your friend that she's going home alone?
Is that a ladder up your stocking or a stairway to heaven?
Are you wearing lipstick? well mind if a taste it?
Do you like strawberries or blueberries better? I just want to know what to put in your pancakes tomorrow morning...
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again? (tapping thigh) you just think this is my leg.
That outfit looks great on you. It would look even better rolled up in a ball on my bedroom floor.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' closer together.
Can I have a picture? ......So I can show Santa EXACTLY what I want for Christmas.
"Excuse me, is there an airport nearby large enough for a private jet to land?"
Hey, do you know what winks and makes love like a tiger? *WINK*
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?