Quotes

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• "uhhhhhh....I don't know" Butt-head
• "I did not not have relations of that type,with that woman-Monica Lewinsky"
• "Believe it or not Geogre isn't at home, please leaveeeee a message at the beep"
• "It's my first day" Homer Simpson
• "Every man dies, not every man really lives" Willam Wallace (Mel Gibson in Braveheart)
• "Hey! Listen missy,why don't you go nit me a sweater before I slap you in the face" Eric Cartman
• " I don't really dislike anybody in the league, but playing Reggie Miller drives me nuts. It's like chicken-fighting with a woman. His game is all this flopping-type thing. He weighs only 185 pounds, so you have to be careful, don't touch him....He has his hands on you all the time, like a woman holding your waist. I just want to beat his hands off because it's illegal. It irritates me"--Micheal Jordan, on playing against guard Reggie Miller of the Indiana Pacers
• "If some girl tried to kick my a--, I'd be like,"Hey! Why don't you stop dressing me up as a mailman and making me dance for you, while you smoke crack and have s-x with some guy I don't even know on my dads bed" Eric Cartman
• "People once believed that when someone dies, a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But, sometimes, just sometimes-the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right"
• "I would never let a woman kick my a--, if she tried anything i'd be like "Hey! You get your bitc- a-- back in the kitchen and make me some pie!" Eric Cartman