Backstreet RhymesBackstreet Rhymes
These are some mixed up rhymes I made to fit our boys. They're your common rhymes - the stuff in ( ) is what rhyme they're from! If you have any suggestions for rhymes or would like to submit one email ME or TAMMY! THANKS!
Frick and Frack
(Jack and Jill)
Frick and Frack went to the back
Of the hill to fetch the little chihuahua
Frick fell on his butt and got a cut
And Frack went and got his mama
Kevvy Kev Train
(Old King Cole)
Kevvy Kev Train was a wise old brain
And a sexy man was he
He called for his piano, and he called for his wife
And he called for his children three
Every kid they had a fine bid
On Ebay where they sold their dads stuff
Going going gone went Kevvy Kev's cloths
Oh there's nothing so rare as can compare
Now the kids can't be found anywhere
Little Howie D
(Little Boy Blue)
Little Howie D come sing real high
Nick's in the cookies and Kev's giving a sigh
Where's the boy who keeps all the peace?
He's in the hotel room fast asleep
That Man Boner
(Little Jack Horner)
That man Boner sat in the corner
Kissing a girl oh my
But he didn't over do it, no not one bit
Then with a grin he said "what a good boy am I"
Beautiful Brian
(Simple Simon)
Beautiful Brian went to the pieman
Going to shoot some hoops
Says Beautiful Brian to the pieman
"Give me the pie or I'll shoot!"
Says the pieman to Beautiful Brian
"But you got no gun"
Says Beautiful Brian to the pieman
"Now that's where you're wrong" *BANG!*
Nice Nifty Nicky
(Wee Willie Winkie)
Nice Nifty Nicky runs thorugh the fair
Riding the rollercoaster in his underwear
Young girls chase him and he says with a quirk
"AJ was right, it really works!"
This Little Backstreet
(This Little Pig)
This little Backstreet went on a date
This little Backstreet played Nintendo
This little Backstreet went to winking lessons
This little Backstreet played basketball
This little Backstreet had to go "wee-wee-wee" all the way home
Nicky's Pug
(Mary Had a Little Lamb)
Nicky had a little pug
Who took away all his blues
And everywhere that Nicky went
The pug had to pee in his shoe
It followed him to rehearsal one day
And peed on Howie's chair
Brian and Nick laughed even harder
When the pug peed in AJ's hair!
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