*Nsync 's Answering Machine Messages*
*Nsync 's answering Machine Messages*
Justin's
YO! SUP HOMEYS? It's da mack daddy Justin. I'm not hangin' in my crib right now cuz I'm out cruzin' in my benz. I'm cruising da hood, checkin' out the fly honeys. NO DIGGITY! So, yo, drop mes a line cuz I be da bomb diggity! I bes all that and a bag of chips...BOO YAAA! Listen, my fly homey don't be buggin' cuz I out, just chill would yas? I know yas miss me, but I'm getting my party on tonight, I'm gonna get it crunk. BOO YA! Uh huh, check mes out, I bes kickin it and I'm hella hot. Ok, I gotsta bounce, but always rememeber, YO, Justin bes in da house. Peace out ya'll.
Lance's
Well, hello there everyone. Lance Bass here, singer extrodinare. Thank you oh so much for dialing me up on this oh so fine day. As you can see I am currently out of the house, but if you would like to leave a message please do, and I would be delighted to call you back as soon as I am free. Oh, and by the by....if this is the Mary Kay lady I still have not recieved my blue-rasberry sparkle lip gloss. If this is my hair stylist I think it's time for a little snip snip and if this is Daniel disregard what I just said. Oh, my I must go now, time for my skin analysis. Thank you so much for calling. Buh bye now.
Chris
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Chris, here...too bad I'm NOT HOME! But I know WHY you're CALLING, to TELL me how FUNNY I am. Remember THE TIME On THE VIEW, or WHAT about ROSIE, how ABOUT THAT great Leno apperance, OR even BETTER the TIME on RICKY LAKE....Hahahaha, I CRACK myself up. Did you ever HEAR the one ABOUT the monkey and the CHICKEN that crossed the road. HAHAHAHA...or what about THE ANT EATER AND THOSE 5 MEMBERS OF THE BACKSTREET BOYS!! Haaaa, but really we're all just friends. HAHAHA, that may have been my funniest joke yet. HAHAHA, oh I have TO go NOW!!! HAHAHAHA, what was I saying?
JC's
Hey guys, I am so sorry that I missed your call. See, I'm out trying to round up the rest of the group because, as usual, they're out partying somewhere while I'm stuck back at the hotel being the responsiable one. Well, you know what? I'm not gonna take it anymore. WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THE SERIOUS ONE? Why do I have to miss out while they go out and party the night away? That's it, no more Mr. nice JC get ready for...oh, my it's 8 pm already? I just must get to sleep...how will I ever function in the morning?
Joey
Hey there my beautiful ltalian lover. How are we tonight? Good eh? Joey, your lover boy, is out right now. But do not fret, I am not on a date. I am at church praying for your fine self. You are da one and only, my one true love, I see the sun set in your eyes, you are the reason I get up in the morning....hey do you guys have a twinkie? Or Jello does anyone have some Jello? Ahem, are you still there my beautiful buttefly? Has anyone ever told you that God Must Have Spent a Little More Time On You?....cuz baby he must have.
Take me home
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