1. The guys of 'Nsync are not used as blow-up-dolls at the beginning of ever Offspring Concert and then bashed in repeadetly while the crowd screams "F--- you" over and over. Backstreet Boys, on the other hand, are.
2. Unlike BSB 'Nsync doesn't have to deal with that whole "put together" thing. See, 'Nsync actually put themselves together. Woah, bright idea!
3. Nick Carter or Justin Timberlake. Nuff said.
4. 'Nsync does not have an angry song, unlike BSB who's "Everybody" sends all of us into a frenzy of fear and disgust. Seriously, watch AJ sing that sucker...he is a very angry person
5. 'Nsync does not-I repeat-not have a member who's nick-name is Bone.
6. Hahahaha we have mickey on our side and you DON'T!
7. They dance like nothing you've ever seen. And, well, have you ever SEEN bsb dance? C'mon when you get to the point where you have to hire 10 dancers to make YOU look good you know it's gotten out of hand.
8. The guys of 'Nsync are actually FRIENDS! I am sorry but can you actually see AJ calling up Nick 10 years from now to "grap a coffee and talk about old times."
9. One thing BSB will never have: Lance! Yep, that's right you ain't got nothing unless you have the albino-country-boy from Mississippi.
10. Nick Carter: Bad skin. Justin Timberlake: perfect skin.
11. 'Nsync: nice boys who have respect for everyone (as JC says), good morals, always looking to do more for their fans. BSB: vain boys who have respect for no one but themselves, think that having less than 5 girls a night is having high morality, never even looking at their fans.
12. Nobody can wear a hydrogen peroxide chewbacca like our Joey.
13. Our boys flip. They must have taken some mean gymnastic lessons because they've GOT THE FLOW.
14. Unlike BSB 'Nsync are actually funny in their interviews. Have you ever noticed that in every single 'Nsync apperance one of the guys says or does something that just makes you go "ahhh." Have you ever noticed that in every single BSB apperance AJ has more tattoos, Kevin seems to talk less and less, Howie gets uglier, Brian's hair gets bigger, and Nick ignores yet another one of his "biggest fans."
15. They have some wicked slang. Like Justin's ebonics, JC's cute Boston accent, Joey's italien charm, Chris's ability to SCREAM very loudly, and Lance's mean Mississippi moments.
16. Justin and JC stick out their tounges constantly-who could ask for more?
17. During "Tearin' Up My Heart" the guys actually slap their own butts. During "Backstreet's Back" BSB unanimously decide that each one of them is sexual. Kinda makes you wonder...
18. JC plays the piano like the dickens. That boy has more "jazz numbers" than anybody I know.
19. BSB try to be nice: doesn't work. Try to cover up AJ's drug addiction: doesn't work. Try to say they "love their fans" and be nice: doesn't work. Try to stand eachothers' presence: doesn't work. You people just don't have it going on do you?
20. Chris. Face it, he's the reason half of us watch 'Nsync. That boy is off the hook. Plus he kinda started the whole thing so you gotta give him props.
21. 'Nsync does not have a memeber that has over 10 tattoos. AJ GET OVER IT! Your skin is not a canvis.
22. Howie is not a member of 'Nsync. That alone is reason enough.
23. If any of us ever get bored of 'Nsync we can just watch Joey eat and be entertained.
24. With 'Nsync there are no strings attatched. But with BSB, you get the Y2K problem.
25. Not only are the guys of 'Nsync talented and cute, but also athletic. They sail and giddy up whenever they have free time. On the other hand, BSB sue their managment on their free time.
26. Put their names together and it spells 'Nsync. But BSB's names together and it spells Jknen.
27. 'Nsync has the "I louve Lance I louve Lance" girl from the n the mix video. (That girl is my hero)
28. 'Nsync doesn't have to take off 6 months to "figure out things" before relasing a second album.
29. All the guys of 'Nsync have whole hearts. (I'm sorry Brian...)
30. Justin wears wife beaters.
31. Can our boys put on a slammin' show or what?
32. Haha 'Nsync fans know what the word crunk means. Do you BSB fans? Nope, didn't think so.
33. We have JC.
34. They don't wait 3 years to put out their next album.
35. 'Nsync helps us to heal the music of our heart, and-no-we don't want it that way thank you.
36. 'Nsync does meet and greets before every one of their shows. This is where they actually converse with their fans. I know, I know, take a minute to sit down and let that all sink in.
37. Let's see there's Justin or Nick. Dangit I just can't decide.
38. Everytime 'Nsync takes the stage the fans get a cultural mixing pot of fun and excitment. We have the hick (Lance), the ghetto extrodinare (Justin, like you didn't already know), the italien sausage (Joey), the elder generation (Chris-sorry, but he is), and JC. He's just a culture all his own.
39. 'Nsync gets to wear afros in their concerts and you don't.
40. The guys of 'Nsync FLY ok they FLY.
41. Poo foo on you BSB.
42. Our boys tour like nothing else. I swear they never stop.
43. Everytime they recieve an award they "praise God."
44. They actually win awards, oh that one hurt.
45. 'Nsync has 3 songs with the word "crazy" in them. (You Drive Me Crazy, I Drive Myself Crazy, Crazy For You...) Who else could pull that off?
46. All 'Nsync fans have EVERYTHING, because that's what 'Nsync tells us. All BSB tells you is their back. Think their just a TAD threatened by 'Nsync? Yeah, I think so.
47. We have Lance and Joey. If that doesn't convince em, I don't know what will.
48. 'Nsync had 2 top 10 albums out at the same time. No other artist has ever done that so haha.
49. We have Christmas Carols by our boys and you don't.
50. Busta, Busta, Busta.
51. They don't want it that way.
52. 'Nsync holds the record for most consecutive weeks at #1 on TRL. FIVE-count em-FIVE. Man, you BSB fans couldn't even keep em at the top when 'Nsync was off the countdown. Sad really...
53. We have God Must Have Spent a Little More Time On You and you have what?
54. The guys of 'Nsync have dignity and keep their shirts on. HOWIE you need to put yours back on boy.
55. We're creative~ever heard the one about the 'Nsync fan who jumped on the airport conveyor belt?...
56. 'Nsync makes creative videos. What was that one in the AIRPORT...wow, that was a bad one.
57. You rarely hear about a bad 'Nsync experience. They're always so sweet and nice. You never hear about a good BSB experience. They're always pissed off and mean.
58. We have the color baby blue. Yeah, it's all ours baby.
59. A whole lot of us have actually met the guys. Whereas like 3 BSB fans have met them and then converted to 'Nsync.
60. Carson flirts with Justin so there.
61.Joey has sexy red hair and if any of us ever get in trouble with the mofia, we know he has our back.
62. Kevin reads SELF HELP BOOKS. Just the fact that he admits that is enough to make me hate them for the next millenium.
63. They bring us on-stage at concerts. (Thank you boys!!)
64. Backstreet Boys are extremly threatened by 'Nsync. It's obvious by their comments and sudden absence when 'Nsync hit the scene. Ever noticed that 'Nsync just doesn't even give a damn? I love that.
65. Every memeber of 'Nsync is good looking-at least just a little. Don't even try to tell me you think AJ and Howie are sexy. COME ON!
66. 'Nsync does charity work. BSB sue another manager. The things we do with our free time.
67. Fric and Frac. Justin and JC. Hmmmm...
68. We can talk in ebonics and use Justin as an excuse.
69. Janet stole Joey's ice cream. I don't see her stealing Kevin's taco.
70. AJ wears some ugly ass hats. Justin wears panty hoes on his head. Hahahaha. See, he's always thinking of his female fans.
71. Joey has admitted that he use to listen to New Kids On The Block. This makes us love him even more.
72. The following was taked from BSB's Rolling Stone interview. All I have to say is 'Nsync does not say stuff like this:
Nick blithely stares at himself in the mirror, tries to discern the nature of teen girl fandom. He comes up empty: "It's real hard to put yourself in their shoes," he says finally. But Nick's obviously amused by the frenzied adulation-for instance, he could barely contain himself onstage just four nights ago. "The joke was on Howie," says Brian, who explains that security likes to play "little pranks" to break up the monotony. Nick bounces with delight, like a baby in a high chair. "Howie ended up with a not-so-pretty girl," he says, wiping errant chunks of tuna from his chin. "Do you remember her? Do you?" Oh, sure-she was one of the heavier ones, right? "Aaaahhhh, yeah," Nick says, with strained diplomacy. "I got my girl, Kevin got his girl, and the last girl was Howie's. He got stuck, and he made this face like, 'I'm gonna kill somebody.'" He shrugs. "It was funny."
That's good, Nick, make fun of the fat girls. Considering that they make up more than half of your fan base. And why we're on the subject of fat: you've kinda pudged up a bit wouldn't you say? Those big 20's are sneaking up on you, start the excercising.
73. 'Nsync are LOYAL to their fans. Always thinking of them and being considerate. Nick, tell us how you feel about fat girls would ya?
74. We don't have Nick Carter. Thank God.
75. We do, on the other hand, have Fumanskeeto. And, for any of you aspiring country artists, Lance Enterprises. We got the hook up.
76. The following is taken from the same article as above:
"I'll tell you one thing," he (Nick) says when the inevitable "boyband" subject is broached. "We've been together for almost 6 years and done almost 10 tours. So, of course it kind of makes me upset to see that we're competing with *Nsync at this level, because really, I feel we're at a higher level, maturity-wise."
Yep, and that whole comment was just bursting with maturity.
77. 'Nsync has talent, looks, and kindness. BSB has-what-Nick Carter? Yeah that's gonna last...
78. If ya'll wanna party like we do if ya'll wanna part like us let me hear you say eh eh eh eh eh. So take that.
79. One word: Fubu. Niiiiice.
80. 'Nsync have some slammin talent. Thats really all you need to know. So set a DRIFT ON MEMORY BLISS: when BSB was #1.