JUSTIN'S DIARY

Deer Diary, what da dilly yo? wad be up? dis is da mack daddy justen agen. tonite's show was da bomb diggity, all that and a bag of chips...BOO YAAA! all those fly honeys in the audience sure dos want mes. they says-"justen, we wants justen, he bes hot"...BOO YAAAA...got you all in check. Neywayz I bes getting real tired of JC cuz he always bes too serious. i be like, "JC we needs to go out and gets some fly home girls"....and he bes like, "No, Justen, we have to practice." PRUCTISE?! we bes by far da best band out there...we ain't needn' to pructice.....if we needed to pructice all da fly honeys in da audience wouldn't be scremn 'Justen, Justen, we want Justen." NO DIGGITY!! has i telds ya dat i bes hot? my abs are da bomb diggity, i gotsta da voice da ladies die for, and i bes Justen Timbrlakle so can't nobody hold me down, oh no, i've got to keep on movin' BOO YAAA....oh i frogots to tells ya dat tomroww i bes gettin da new master p cd. i can ads it to my hip-hop collection, maybe if i's gets enough i'll be considered a hip-hop artist...BOO YAAAAA i gots you all in check. wad else iz going on in my fly crib? that other blond guy in the group promised mes he'd teach mee how to talk normal. what you talkin bout normal? he says i gotsa a little brain..what you talkin' bout little brain willie? i dons knows why i calls him willie, maybe that be his name. oh, i gotsta bounce, puff daddy's in another video that i gosta watch. piece nd hare grise.

Sup? Man we be busy like Joey in a room full of girls. We're totally off the hook right now; we're the dopest thing and everyone wants a piece. True dat, they want a piece of me. Bsb have released their sophmore album, it's wack. We just laid our new one down, it's dope, off the hook, fly, jiggy, all that, crunk, sweet and in da house. Boo yaa, watchya talking bout larger than life? In my crib we're down with apple jacks. BOO YA. I got da doppin apple jacks riding in my pose. Whatchya talking bout millenium? That's buggin man, you need to chill, cuz you dissing the new year. My hommies be having no Y2K in our crib: we gots no string attatched. That's our hella cool album name, I gots no idea whats it means, but JC said it be cool. Maybe it be like no strings attatched cuz we not be wack puppets. Man, my boy JC is hella smart. Oh man, I gosta bounce. I gotta go be down with the press cuz if Jesten Timbelac isn't in da house, than your party is buggin. Lata.

JOEY'S DIARY

Dear Dirry, Everyone is beeing so meen to me. JC got made at me because I am always hungreey. It's not my fault..I have Italian blood running through me...I always want a sausage or some spergheti. Lance and Justin are mad at me beecasue I flirt too much. I don't understand what's wrong wiith that, I never geet a girlfriend anyway so why doees it matter? Chris is being the meenest of them all. He said that no fans like me. Just because I'm a little deferent (like Lance said), and I have weird hair, doesn't mean I have no fans. I have to have at least one. Oh, I wish I were in the Backstreet Boyz....I'm sure they wouuld be niice to me, they wouldn't make fun of the way I speel or hoow much I eat. Go niike, howe, a.g., bren, and kuvin. You guyz are my true friends, ferget nswank, i'm movin' on up...BSB FOREVER!

"Tell me why; ain't nothing but a heartache, tell me why; ain't nothing but a mistake, tell me why I never wanna hear you say I want it that way." Backstreet is lrger then life. Reead those lyrics: I want it that way, how smeart r they? I reeally wish ag, niike, bren, kuven, and howe wouuld return my phonei calls. The guyis are so meean to me, they maake me sleeeep with Busta now cuz he "laid a doody on Justen's bunk." I'm so upeset I coud cri. I dont undrestand wy they r so men to me. I dont do neything ekcept eeat nd talc abot Janet stealing my ice cream. I wnt it back, Janet. Why r u sew men to me? I wnt my icecream back, my woffie suit at universal, nd my mamma. ouch, Justen that hrt...

LANCE'S DIARY

Hello there, Oh my what a simply marvelous day! I just want to take the day and eat it up it's so sweet. It makes me happy to be alive, and very happy to be Lance. I must tell you that tonight's performance was simply splended! I only missed 45 dance steps, which beats my previous record of 69. I am so happy that I could burst! After the concert the guys and I met our soon-to-be tour mates 5! Oh my, when I thought the day just couldn't get any better in walked Abs! Oh, I just love him! He smiled directly at me and I felt weak. I think he likes me. He talks in such a wonderous way, I heard he's from England. Oh, I just love English boys!! Let's see what else is happening in my oh so splended life? The guys are being extremly nice to me! Justin is still a little mad about the lip-stick incident last week, but I think he's slowly getting over it. His lips still look crimson red, it's just such a becoming color on him! Oh, I fret to inform you that I must depart your kind company now! JC has just informed me that we're flying to LA tomorrow, oh joy of all joys I can finally see Danielle!! I hope she doesn't find out that I'm dating A.J. or she'll be very angry at me. Toodles!

Oh my! I just hung up with Danielle, she found out about A.J. She was very angry, I hope this experience does not affect my carma. She made me cry, but just a little because I still have A.J and he is larger than life. I hope that poor girl gets over me, she was a sweetie I have to admit! Hey, great news. On our newest recording I get to sing. It is only 4 words, but the guys said by our 5th one I might be up to 9. I am so excited I could jump up and down like a little school boy. Hold on....ok I am back. Well, not much else to report here on the 'Nsync front. Everything is groovy tunes. The fans are still incrediable and I'm still from Mississippi. What could be better?

JC'S DIARY

Diary, Hello, man am I having a great day! The concert was off the hook tonight. Lance only missed 45 dance steps, Justin said 'yo' only 473727 times, Joey only ate 12 hot dogs in between 'Tearin Up My Heart' and 'Here We Go', and Chris only fell 4 times. I was, of course, on perfect pitch the whole night. The only thing that really bothered me was all those screaming teeny-bopper fans. And they all scream, "Justin, Justin, we want Justin." Why is it that only the babys and women over 40 like me? I don't understand it, I'm by far the most attractive guy in the group and I have the best voice. I mean, come on, look who else I'm singing with. Not a lot of competetion there...am I the only perfect person in the entire world? Quit possibly. Well, we're hitting the breaks right now and going out to eat. Then after that, bed time. I'm so excited, tonight I'll get 16 hours of beauty rest. That way I can look perfect (as usual) tomorrow. Good night and God help my bandmates. ps. I got 3 new Hard Rock Cafe Menues to add to my collection. Even though the menues are kinda crappy now, I still enjoy collecting them!

Man we just laid down some tracks for the next album and it's off the hook. I get to sing even more than I did on the first one, I didn't think it was possiable but Justin missed the first part of our recording session to "be a baller" so I had to cover for him. Maybe now I'll be the most popular one; I am perfect you know. Perfect pitch, perfect face, and I have to admit...I have a pretty great body. Oh, man we just got word that The Disney Channel is running the New MMC re-runs. Shot me some craps...I can't let our fans see me like that. Busting out with my weird dance moves and singing into that floresant microphone. Justin will be even more popular than he already is: he was even cutter when he was 12. Man, I gotta call somebody and get this under control.

CHRIS'S DIARY

WAS UP DIARY-MY BEST FRIEND, AHHHHHHHHH! Chris in in da house! Man our show tonight was SO MUCH FUN!!!! I only fell 4 times, if I didn't get so excited I probably wouldn't fall as much, but I JUST LOVE LIFE SO MUCH!! Today was a special day too, because the guys-get this-let me tell some jokes before the concert. They finally took me off my 'no talking program' and I'm allowed to tell 2 jokes per day, if I'm good. AND if I'm really good, and don't feed Joey, I get to sleep with the guys in the hotel room, instead of in the hallway. I don't really enjoy camping outside the hotel room with the rest of our teeny-bopper fans. Plus, none of them like me so I just sit in the corner. They all ask, "do you know Justin?" and I say, "do you wanna HEAR A JOKE?" They just say, 'oh, funny Chris' and then walk off. Yeah I'm funny, but there's more to me...more deep down...more sugar? WHERE? I gotta go...

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOGGIES! Man am I having a GREAT DAY! I just heard THE BEST joke on THE INTERNET. "Why can't worlocks get a piece?" I DON'T KNOW CHRIS "because they have crystal balls." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT? CRYSTAL BALLS! WOAH, give me a second. Hold on, I have to go push ALL the buttons in the elevator and then run off...OK I'M BACK! Man that lady was pissed, HAHAHAHAHA....floor 1, 2, 3, 4....HAHAHA, I don't feel bad. Everyone says "BOY YOU ARE GOING ON 30, GET OVER YOUR SHANANAGANS." I say "act your SHOE SIZE not your AGE. I'm rubber your glue, everything YOU SAY bounces off me and sticks on you." HAHA.