2. Your children will talk in ebonics.
3. Those chains he wears can't feel good when it's "cuddle time."
4. You'll wake up to teenyboppers every morning outside your door.
5. Everytime someone asks your sons name he'll respond with " you know mah name bitch"
6. Your curling iron will be on 24/7
7. He forbids you from wearing makeup because *omg* you might look better than him
8. Your children will have future back problems from the heavy jewelry he buys them.
9. There will be bleach all over the house.
10. The benz billboard outside your house.
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JC 1. It's painful to watch JC sing; just think about waking up to that face every morning.
2. You would have to deal with "the little jazz numbers" every day.
3. Though you'll save money on food the hair gel costs will put you through the roof.
4. You'll have to start everyday with "honey, you really do have thug appeal."
5. JC's "friends" will be over more than JC.
6. You'll spend hours hearing stories that start with "when i was in MMC"
7. Think about it: would you ever actually see the guy awake? He'd be in bed 25 hours a day. What kind of relationship is that?
8. You constantly have to explain to your kids that that white dust is just pixie stix.
9. Lance is always in your room with him when you get back from the grocery store.
10. Caffeine pills are expensive these days.
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LANCE 1. You wont be able to have kids.
2. Say you adopt, when you tell your child about the birds and the bees, you'll have to explain it to Lance, he'll want to know too.
3. Say your daughter has a father daughter dance, how will she feel when her dad shows up in a long dress and evening gloves?
4. Do you really want a child named Toby?
5. It'll get old when everytime he calls he says "girl were you alone?"
6. His adam's apple could poke an eye out.
7. You know he'd make you walk around in "my husband's from Mississippi" shirts.
8. It may traumatize the kids when they find out daddy was the unpopular one.
9. "Like Father like Son"
10. Poo Fu memories get real old real fast.
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JOEY
2. How is he going to support your family when he's supporting 6 other families?
3. When you have to tell everyone your husband legally changed his name to "Superman"
4. Isnt it a little odd that his "sisters" are always over?
5. What will you say when you kids get into Joeys porn?
6. Steven will always be video taping you, wheres the privacy?
7. Who wants to wear tube tops year round?
8. How will you explain to the kids why daddy is only home once a month?
9. What will you do when the STD's start kickin in?
10. How can you compete with the other million girls he's slept with?
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CHRIS
2.Everyday when you get home you'll sit on a whoopee cusion.
3.You'll have to get a mansion, 1 room for busta, game room, music room, but he wont need any bathrooms so you'll save some space.
4. Therepy is very expensive.
5. Everytime you wake up the day starts with "Wait till you here this new joke i heard yesterday"
6. The kids will get confused when "Uncle" Justin is always over.
7. The kids will need a father, Chris is so old, he'll be in a home in the next 2 years.
8. He'll be known as "That mean old man"
9. You wont be able to keep scissors in the house.
10. Viagra is expensive.