Things That Make You Go Huh?

This picture. It scares me.

1. If Chris is so "crazy" then why have I never seen him do anythng more off the wall than screaming during an interview?

2. What's the deal with Joey and jello anyway?

3. Why does JC say he's the biggest procrastinator, yet he's constantly telling the guys where to be, what to do, and making sure they do it perfectly and on time?

4. Justin says he hates concieted girls, yet he is. Hypocrite.

5. How is it that in the "God Must Have Spent a Little More Time On You" video the Mom and girlfriend all of a sudden know eachother at the end?

6. And another thing, why does the mom have her rocking chair outside? Doesn't that get ruined when it rains?

7. Why must Lance constantly remind us that he's from Mississippi, like we could forget.

8. Justin says he's such a mamma's boy, but mamma doesn't know what baby J does at those clubs does she?

9. And what the hell is up with that boy's hats?

10. How come 'Nsync fans always ask how they were formed? What person on the face of this earth doesn't know that? It's always "I'm your biggest fan and was wondering how you got together"..hunny, if you were their biggest fan I think you would KNOW that.

11. If anyone asks Justin what his favorite color and sport are I'm gonna scream. It's black and golf right?

12. Why don't the guys get a new "funny fan story" instead of telling the m&m one over and over. That happened in Germany like 2 years ago..GET OVER IT.

13. Why must JC freak out during concerts? He like spazes and jumps up and down. That's always bothered me.

14. Speaking of JC what's up with him and sleeping? If you were that famous and knew you were gonna be type-casted as liking something why the hell would you say sleeping? I bet he really regrets that move...

15. Why do 'Nsync fans throw stuffed animals on the stage? They're grown men, I'm lost.

16. Where exactly did Justin learn his ebonics? It must have been an early age cuz you watch those MMC re-runs and he's busting out with a phat rap and jammin with a bandana on his head. Gheeto booty.

17. Lance's placment in the 'Nsync name deal. Why is his N always second. Like Justin is better or something.

18. Speaking of Lance and the whole name placment thing...I'm so sure they run around calling him Lansten.

19. I don't understand how the guys decide who gets to sing. Justin and JC have always been the leads, yet Chris created the whole thing and is only allowed a line every 6 songs. Where did you come up with the placment guys?

20. Why is Joey still so upset that Janet stole his ice cream 4 years ago? Man, talk about holding a grudge.

21. Whenever JC talks he always starts out with "ya know." Like, "ya know it's great being adored by millions." No, JC we don't know.

22. Why did Chris decide to make his trade mark dreds? He's 27 years old, he needs to get over it.

23. Speaking of getting over it: Joey move on. My little brother has even grown out of his superman phase.

24. Bass. He sings Bass. I know they're not pronounced the same but it's a little fishy...

25. Why does Justin have to wear that ugly JRT chain? Like we don't already know that he's concieted enough, he now has to remind the whole world of who he is. JUSTIN the chain needs to go. IT'S UGLY.

26. Why did Lance and his gilfriend in the "I Drive Myself Crazy" video break up? I've never gotten that, they're just sitting picking flowers, then she gets all pissed, and he's in an insane asylum in silk pj's. Hmmm...

27. Speaking of silk pj's what insane asylum offers them? All I have to say is hook me up.

28. How can some people get BSB and 'Nsync mixed up? They sound nothing alike, look nothing alike, and one actually has talent.

29. Ever pondered the idea: why Lance and Joey are in the group? They never sing. The only reason the guys did "Giddy Up" was so Lance would have a line...and Joey-he screams real high and talks at all the concerts...they really don't need either one.

30. Why does Joey always talk at concerts? He never sings, yet they always let him talk. And he never has anything good to say.

31. How is it they have so much energy? Them boys are working on 4 hours or less of sleep each night yet they always look perfect, sound perfect, and act...well crazy. Can we say caffiene pills?

32. Why does it take those fans in N the Mix so freakin long to chase after the limo? They just stand there, man I would be busting out like nothing you've evr seen.

33. What exactly does Lance use on his hair to make it so spiky and white? Hook me up hunny.

34. Why does Justin talk like he's black? You need to RECAGNIZE-you are white.

35. Why do all of the other guys have such a problem with Lance liking Garth Brooks? He IS the man and like they have room to talk. Chris named his dog after Busta Ryhmes (which I'm sure he just loves) Justin wishes they sang rap, JC wants to be Buddy Holly, and Joey-well if superman cut an album he'd be all over it.

36. Why can't the guys just admit that they have girlfriends? We all find out anyway and then it turns into this huge "under ground rumor thing." And they admit it in the end: Lance.

37. What exactly is the deal with the "For The Girl Who Has Everything" video? They're on some beach, then all of a sudden they're passing dresses and diamonds back and forth with some girl who walks around the streets of New York in teenis shoes and a sparkly dress. And how pissed would you be to get some crappy picture via a wine bottle and not even get to meet the guys? Get me the director on the phone.

38. Why is it that all of 'Nsync's "devoted fans" in the N The Mix video don't even know the words to the songs. They show them all singing and they're just so beyond lost. And then that one girl informs us that "Tearin' Up The Heart" is a song that means a lot to her. Yeah I can tell. It's TEARIN UP MY HEART. Man, that song really changed your life didn't it?

39. Why is it that at the end of the "I Drive Myself Crazy" video they get out of the slik pj supplying insane asylum.? What exactly did the guys do to get out on "good behavior." Lance rips some flower in half in the middle of the mesh hall, JC jumps the TV, Joey attacks that women and then hits himself in the head with a fly swater, Chris loses his shoe half way through the thing and then sings to it, and Justin stands in the corner making googly eyes the whole time.

40. Why do the guys have to be talented, good looking, and nice. That's just not fair.


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