JC sleeps a lot

*JC-the real deal*


I found this "get to know me" sheet that JC filled out recently. Nobody's suppose to see it, but lucky for you-I know how to share.


*Name: Joshua Scott Sha-sey. My nickname is actually JS, but that whole name placment thing needed a C...

*Age: 22, but really 46.

*Family: They're ok at times. My mom is cool, but she still makes me call her everyday.

*My job in 'Nsync: I'm 1 of the 2 guys who actually sings. I have perfect pitch, so I don't have to worry about being off-key. Even though I have the most solos, I'm the cuttest, and I'm perfect Justin is still the most popular. I'm lost.

*My views on the guys:

~Justin-well, we were on the MMC together so I've known him the longest. For some reason he wants to be black and trys his damdest, but he's still white. He gets upset sometimes when I yell at him for not paying attention, but he's my favorite out of all the guys. Hey, he gets us chicks so I'm not complaining.

~Chris-he just bugs the hell out of me. He's 27 years old and in a boy band. He needs to get over the fact that he started this whole thing and move on. Plus he stays up late.

~Lance-he never pays attention. I'm the sanity in a mix of insanity, yet Lance seems not to care. He never listens to me and still gets mad when I get the stick out right before bed time. If he would just learn to be in bed by 9 we wouldn't have a problem.

~Joey-he has to be the stupidest person on the face of the earth. All he does is eat. He trys to be cool and all, but he just can't. I'm the least closest to him...I have no idea when his birthday is. I don't really care. The whole time we've been in this group I've said like 5 words to Joey. He needs to leave.

*Why I'm in 'Nsync: Because what other job can you think of where you get to go out and get drunk at clubs, score, and still act like you're "pure." It's a great gig.

*Why I wanna get out: Becuase the guys never listen to me when I say we need to get down to work. They stay out late and never practice. Plus all those girls are really starting to get on my nerves.

*3 words to describe myself: perfect, no faults.

*My first job: God bless that mouse cuz he hooked me up. We got to sing, dance, act, and make money. I wish I was still on that show.

*How 'Nsync was formed in my opinion: Chris was bored one day and decided he's not getting any younger. He called Justin, Justin of course called me because I'm perfect and I did everything else.

*Do I have a girlfriend: That's funny.

*What I spend my money on: Myself.

*Message to the fans: Please leave us alone. We really want to stop touring, but can't because there are so many of you. Frankly I'm scared.


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