You know you're obsessed with Nsync when

• You've seen every single Nsync performance amaginable.
• You scan the TV guide hoping for an MMC re-run.
• You buy every magazine (even the teeny bopper ones) that have even a picture of Nsync in them.
• Your walls are covered with their pictures.
• Not only do you know every single word to every single song but you also know when Justin says-"ya'll ready to sing?" and "come baby come, baby baby come come."
• You make lists like this.
• When someone says your name Nsync is the first thing they think of.
• You hate every person who's met them (including those fanatic girls.)
• You want to BE those fanatic girls.
• You have every single Nsync perormance recorded and watch them over and over and over...
• You make signs counting down the days to their next concert.
• You can recite every line in Nsync's N' The Mix video.
• You know every single fact about them, even that Lance hates mushrooms on his pizza.
• You write 'Nsync' and 'I Love Joey' all over your notebooks.
• Every time you see a benz you scream out "JUSTIN!" and then feel depressed when it's not.
• You figure out ways to meet them. Sure some people call it stalking, but all you really wanna do is talk.
• You use phrases such as 'no diggity' and 'joe mamma' just so you can sound like Justin.
• When you get up in the morning the first thing you do is kiss your 'Nsync posters and wish for a syncdefied day.
• You watch 'I Love Lucy' just so you can feel close to Lance.
• People come to you for the latest Nsync news.
• When you found out Lance had been sick you cried. (man I cried a river I tell ya. I was worried bout my boy.)
• Your teachers even know about your obsession.
• You learn the dances to all their songs.
• You talk like you actually know them.

• You think you actually know them.
• At any given time you know exactly what color Joey's hair is, if J.C. has facial hair, how curly Justin's is, if Chris's is up or down, and just how spiky Lance's is.
• You drink milk just because 'Justin would want you to.'
• Your parents know every single word to every single Nsync song (even the European ones.)
• You have a web-site devoted to them.
• You know the names of their body guards.
• You say such things as, 'when Justin and I are married.' and 'when I meet them.'
• You get mad at people who say Nsync is a knock off of BSB and then later cry about it.
• You've convinced yourself that they don't date, don't have girlfriends, and are still virgins to lessen the pain.
• You know each guys' manarisms(Lance's need to tap his foot and Justin's obsession with sticking out his tounge.)
• You buy Britney Spears cd just so you can smash it and scream-'how dare you take my man, you whore.'
• You eat Apple Jacks to fell closer to Justin.
• Everytime you have a chance to make a wish it's to meet Nsync.
• You plan family trips around their tour schedule. This way you're sure to catch a glimpse of them.
• You think Chris is a virgin (come on people the man's 27 years old!)
• You have dreams about them.
• You're convinced that the reason Chris concived the idea of Nsync was to entertain you...and you alone.
• You vote for Nsync on TRL over 6 times.
• When Nsync isn't #1 on TRL you write a detailed letter to Carson Daily requesting a re-count of the votes.
• Sometimes you don't go to school just because you don't think you can stand to be away form your cd for 7 hours.
• When taking tests you sometimes forget where you are and bust out with 'Tearin' Up My Heart.'
• You work things that the guys have said into your everyday vocabulary.
• You would do anything-and I mean anything-to meet them.
• You really do care about each one of them. You care that they're happy, healthy, and loving what they're doing. But most of all you care about Justin's hair cuz man, when that boy changes it, there's an up-roar in teeny-bopper land.