Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky

BILL CLINTON AND MONICA LEWINSIKY - BOLLYWOOD STYLE

It all began on a day when Clinton sat in the Oval office and sang "Yeh Bill Na hota bechara,
kadam na hote awara.."

At that moment, Lewinsky, who was passing by, heard it and responded "Bill, Dhak dhak karne laga,
mora jiyorra darne laga", And Bill, brimming with thrill, rushed and opened the door and realized
he is the president of the USA.

So he paused and looked at her like Ajay Devgan from PTHHT. But Monica could hear Kumar Sanu's 
song, and said, "Dil-Bill, Pyar Wyar, Main kya janoo re"

He gazed into her eyes like Bobby Deol in Kareeb and sang "Chori Chori jab nazzare mili, chori 
chori jab Bill ne kaha, chori mein bhi hai mazaa!"

Then he pulled her into his office and thought of Aamir Khan in Ghulam -"Aankhon se tune ye kya 
keh diya, Bill ye diwana machalne laga.." Monica picked up the cue and replied like Rani 
Mukherjee - "yeh kya hua, pehle to aisa hota na tha..."

Bill then closed the door with a mischievious smile and sang "Hum tum ek kamre mein band hon aur 
chaabi kho jaaye..." The rest is history. The poor security guards outside could only hear the 
full throated song from Dil Se, "Bill se, Bill se Bill se, Bill to aakhir bill hain na..."

ACT 2

Monica met her best friend Linda Tripp and confessed about her affair - "Mera Bill bhi kitna 
pagal hai, pyar jo mujhse karta hai.." Tripp recorded Monica's confessions and went to legal 
eagle Kenneth Starr with her cassette and screamed "Le gayee Bill, Lewinsky..paagal mujhe kar 
diya". Starr called Clinton and asked "Yeh kya hua, kaise hua kab hua..." But Bill cleverly 
interrupted and said "Oh chhodo, ye na poocho.." But Starr persisted and sang "Jhoot bole kowaa 
kaate.."

Now Bill was very angry with Monica and called her up

Bill: Aye, kya bolti tu?
Monica: Aye, Kya main boloon..?
Bill: Sun
Monica: Suna
Bill: Kyon kiya ghotala?
Monica: Kya karoon, ho gayi thi kantala(i.e. bored)

ACT 3

Finally Clinton decided to tell Starr all, "Bill kya kare jab kisi se kisi ko pyaar ho jaye...".,
to which Starr had a ready reply, "Aye Bill hai mushkil jeena yahan, jara bach ke, jara hat ke, 
yeh hai White House meri Jaan!"

Taken from Delhi Times dated 13 Oct., 1998

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