The patient replies: "Great, I couldn't play a note before!"
One day a little boy went to the dentist for a routine cleaning. Upon rejoining his mother, she asked how the appointment went. He said "The dentist thought that the lady that cleaned my teeth was really smart." His mother asked why he thought so. He replied, "Because he kept calling her the High-Genius."
Q: What does an Orthodontist do on a roller coaster?
A: He braces himself.
Q: What did the Hygienist say to the computer?
A: This won't hurt a byte!
Q: How did the dentist break his glasses?
A: acci-DENTAL-ly
Q: What does the "Hygienist of the Year" get?
A: A little plaque
A Judge walks into a dentist's office
and asks her to
extract
the tooth, the
whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
From Loose Parts
From the comic BC:
Written
From one of my senior patients: "My teeth are like the
stars. They come out at night."
From one of my 6-year-old patients:
Q: Whats the best time to go to the dentist?
A:Tooth-thirty
Past Tense (according to the Book of Phrases) is the
condition where
you go from gritting your teeth to baring your teeth
on the tombstone
of the neighborhood
dentist:
"Here lies a dentist, he's
filling his last cavity."
The little old man walked right up to the cash register, placed his order with no hesitation and paid for their meal. The couple took a table near the back wall and started taking food off of the tray. There was one hamburger, one order of french fries and one drink.
The little old man unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half. He placed one half in front of his wife. Then he carefully counted out the french fries, divided them in two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them.
As the man began to eat his few bites of hamburger the crowd began to get restless. Again you could tell what they were thinking. "That poor old couple. All they can afford is one meal for the two of them." As the man began to eat his french fries one young man stood and came over to the old couple's table. He politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple to eat. The old man replied that they were just fine. They were used to sharing everything.
Then the crowd noticed that the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She just sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again the young man came over and begged them to let him buy them something to eat. This time the lady explained that no, they were used to sharing everything together.
As the little old man finished eating and was wiping his face neatly with a napkin the young man could stand it no longer. Again he came over to their table and offered to buy some food. After being politely refused again he finally asked a question of the little old lady.
"Ma'am, why aren't you eating? You said that you share everything. What is it that you are waiting for?"
She answered, "The teeth."
"No expensive extras, Doctor," she ordered. "No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with."
"I wish more of my patients were as stoic as you," said the dentist admiringly. "Now, which tooth is it?"
Mrs. Miller turned to her husband...
"Show him your tooth, Honey."
Patient: "What's the best way to make my teeth look whiter?"
Hygienist: " Get a job in a coal mine."
Somewhere in Cyberspace....
A little redneck humor...
What do you get when you have 32 Arkansans in the same
room?
What's the most popular pick up line in Arkansas?
Where was the toothbrush invented?
YEE-HAW
A full set of teeth
Nice
tooth!
Arkansas.
If it was invented anywhere else, it would have
been called a
teethbrush.