-Author Unknown
{however over the years it has been added to
and adapted along the way!}
..
2, GLASS SCRAPS.....THE PERFECT COLOR OF
GLASS WHICH IS ALWAYS TOO SMALL AND / OR OUT
OF STOCK AT ALL THE GLASS STORES FOR MILES
3. LEAD CAME....A LENGTH OF PLIABLE METAL
WHICH lS CUT ONE SIXTEENTH OF AN INCH TOO
SHORT
4.SOLDER...., A SEMI –PRECIOUS METAL
WHOSE PRICE INCREASES RESEMBLE THAT OF GOLD
AND SILVER,
5. GLASS JEWELS....A SEMI- PRECIOUS
STONE WHO PRICE INCREASES
RESEMBLE THAT OF EMERALDS,
6. FOIL GAP....THE VERY MINUTE GAP
BETWEEN FOILED PIECES THAT VISUALLY GROWS
WIDER AND WIDER DURING SOLDERING AND
POLISHING, OF YOUR GLASS PROJECT
7. PATINA.... A MAGICAL LIQUID USED TO CREATE
A COPPERY – GOLDEN SURFACE ON SOLDER (AS
SHOWN IN ADS) WHICH IS PERFECT FOR 5 SECONDS
KEEPING US STRIVING FOR THE REST OF OUR
LIFE,
8. STUDIO GEOMETRY.....ANY
HORIZONTAL SURFACE WlLL SOON BE PILED HIGH,
NO MATTER HOW MUCH CLEANING, THE PILE GROWS
TO THE CEILING,
9. CLEAN GLASS....THERE IS NO SUCH ITEM, lT
IS AN ILLUSION NO MATTER WHAT CLEANING
PROCESS IS USED
