YOU KNOW YOU PLAY TOO MUCH MAGIC WHEN...
You have a deck made of the big novelty cards.
You threaten someone with "Don't make me lightning bolt you!"
While reading "The Hobbit" all you can think of is how cool Smaug would be on a Magic card.
You name your creatures.
When you try tapping your Over Power cards, You call a "full moon" a Bad Moon.
You tap your pairs in "Go fish"
You ALWAYS carry a counterspell.
You give names to your decks and talk with them.
You read "You know you play too much magic when..." lists.
Wizards of the Coast uses your tournament deck as the new Restricted List
Your drug habits suffer because you spend too much money on cards.