Are you feeling blue?
Run into the ground by your boss, manager or significant other?
Then stop by Anubis Markets and but a smile on your face with one of our fine cookie-dough-in-a-tubes. You'll find a large selections of flavors to fit your mood, including:

Sugar
Peanut Butter
Chocolate Chip
and
Chocolate Cricket Chip (now with more antennae)

So remember to look for the sign of the Jackal headed man. *Anubis, wearing a grocers apron, smiles sheepishly* Shop Anubis Markets.

And Cut! That's a wrap everyone! *Duck Jones puts down his blow horn*

Anubis: I feel so cheap. How did I get talked into this again? *Looks offset at Jean who's talking on a cell phone*

Jean: *overheard* I want those refrigerator cases stocked by morning and replace all of the signs by Tuesday...

*Steph walks over to Anubis*
Steph: Wow, I wasn't sure what they were going to do when Cosgrove lost his Anubis mask but I really like the new guy, he's kinda cute.

Cosgrove: Yeah, kid, *pokes Anubis in the side* not bad.

Freakazoid: *talking with mouth full of cookie dough* Steph, hey Steph you've gotta try this Chocolate Cricket Chip *squeezes some more out of the tube and takes another bite* Want some? *he offers the tube to Steph who's flirting with Anubis*

Anubis: I'm outta here *disappears in a green vapor*

Jean: Wait we didn't talk about the poster campaign!

Meanwhile back in the real scene...

All Freakazoid! characters are prop of WB. Duck Jones--Disney. Jean is mine and Vice versa. Anubis belongs to Demonverser. Did you know insects are a good source of protein? Yum!