If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth over again in year 2000, He would be wanted by... 


the FDA for turning water into wine without a license, 


the EPA for killing fig trees, 


the AMA for practicing medicine without a license, 


the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness, 


the NEA for teaching without a certificate, 


the OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying without a pilot's license, 


the SPCA for driving hogs into the sea, 


the NATIONAL BOARD of PSYCHIATRISTS for giving advice on how to live a guilt free life, 


the NOW for not choosing a woman apostle, 


the ABORTION RIGHTS LEAGUE for saying that whoever harms children, it is better that they had never been born, 


the INTER-FAITH MOVEMENT for condemning all other religions, 


and by the CITY ZONING DEPT. for building mansions without a permit.