I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You awoke without doing your devotions AGAIN and w/out even kneeling to pray. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, or pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, I like that about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not followed through on all your promises and commitments to "change your ways", Fool, you act like you are mine! Remember, you and I have been going steady for years, and I still don't love you yet! As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. I am only using you to get even with God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to use you as long as possible to pay him back. You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans in store for you. But you have yielded your life to me and I'm going to make your life a living hell. That way even though i lost your soul to Him i won't lose others because of you and i won't let you enjoy your salvation. This will really hurt God.... Thanks to YOU.            I'm really showing Him who's boss in your life. With all of the good times we've had..... We have been watching bad movies... (no one will know), cursing people out... (only in your head OF COURSE- no one will know!), partying, stealing, lying, hypocriting, fornicating (you and that boyfriend of yours!!! i love watching God's face as He sees His beloved children falling all over eachother!), and then there's your idolitry (God doesn't come as #1 or even 2 anymore!) overeating, under-eating, telling dirty jokes (it was funny-you couldn't help it!!), gossiping, backstabbing people (he did it to you first!), disrespecting adults and those in leadership position (they're jerks anyway!!), NO respect for the church, bad attitudes (well, you humans usually call it "just a bad mood"): SURELY you don't want to give all this up! Come on, Fool, let's burn together while we've still got time. I've got some hot plans for us.           This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say "THANKS" for letting me use you for most of your foolish life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in... EVERY time! HA HA HA, you make me sick. Sin is really beginning to take its toll on your life. You look 20 years older than you are, and you feel even worse. You're so tired and worn out so you run to even MORE sin-like it's going to make you feel BETTER or something!!!!! And even if it hasn't happened yet, it will. I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin. All you have to do is gossip, fornicate, and listen to and dance to the top 10 secular songs. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that. And you think they're not watching! Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a coupleof seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart, you would run somewhere, confess your sins, live for God with what little bit of life that you have left. It's not my nature to warn anyone, but to be your age and still sinning... it's becoming a bit ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you...... IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST THAN YOU HAVE FOR ME. Yours truly, Satan P.S. - And if you really love me, you won't share this letter with anyone.


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