If you're nosy and you know it....

"You could separate the flock, still my colors would show. I will stand out, like a raven, raven in the snow."
Bill Miller, Raven in the Snow

This ubiquitous and slightly annoying plethora of questions has been shamelessly stolen from an email someone sent me. Hey, if the shoe fits, use the thing.

1. What is your full name?
   That's a level 1 UEO sealed file, and Lucas knows better than to pull it up for just anyone. Online I am known as Lanie, and you may address me as such.

2. Do you have any nicknames?
   Yes.

3. How old are you?
   Old enough to know better, still too young to care. (in other words, that's classified info) Let's just say I'm legal. I can smoke but I can't drink.

4. What is your zodiac sign?
   I'm a pretty typical Cancer.

5. Where do you live?
   Level 1 UEO sealed file, sorry.

6. What is your favorite fruit?
   I love grapes.

7. If you could dye your hair, what color would it be?
   It would be blue.

8. If you could have a tattoo, where and what would it be?
   an ouroboros

9. If you could turn into any animal, what animal would you be?
   I would be some kind of fish.

10. If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be?
    I would probably want to meet my grandma.

11. What's the most daring thing you've ever done?
    I once climbed a tree and then jumped out because I was dared to. Miraculously, I didn't break anything.

12. What's your favorite quote?
    See Lanieisms.

13. Have you been in love?
    I don't know about love, but I've been in serious like before.

14. What's on your walls?
    a silverchair poster, 4 calendars (X-Files, Hanson, landscapes, and animals), my artwork, Beatles poster, Elvis, Vincent Van Gogh's "The Bedroom", a poster of Scarlett O'Hara, a picture of a lady in a dress, pictures of a boy and girl praying, street signs, license plates. Willie Nelson, Fleetwood Mac, and Jackson 5 records are on top of the curtains.

15. Is the glass half full or half empty?
    Is it a glass of Dr Pepper? Then it's all the way empty. More please!

16. What's on your ceiling?
    angel wind chimes, blue tinsel, and pink christmas lights

17. What's your favorite song?
    at the moment, Ana's Song and Black Tangled Heart by silverchair, Hard to Say I'm Sorry by Azyet, and Last Kiss by Pearl Jam.

18. What is your favorite sport?
    To watch? tennis and soccer (thanks, Hanson) To play? baseball, soccer, swimming

19. What's your favorite Snapple flavor?
    Mango Madness, inasmuch as that's the only kind I've tasted

20. What are your favorite TV shows?
    Discovery Channel Daytime (Lynette Jenning's Design, and Interior Motives), infomercials late at night (my favorite is Natural Cover), seaQuest DSV, and Ocean Girl

21. What are your favorite movies?
    The Fifth Element, StarGate, Jurassic Park, Labyrinth, The Breakfast Club, The Goonies, Flatliners, 3 Ninjas, A Far Off Place, the Terminator movies, Orson Welles' Jane Eyre and Citizen Kane, and the old black and white version of The Bad Seed.

22. What's your goal in life?
    I want to be creatively fulfilled, and happy.

23. What's your favorite cartoon(s)?
    Mummies Alive!, Rugrats, Doug, Scooby Doo, Garfield, Heathcliff

24. Which kind of milk is your favorite?
    no preference. I don't really enjoy milk.

25. What is your most prized possession?
    My dog

26. Are you a lefty or a righty or both?
    righty

27. Which is your favorite Adam Sandler movie?
    Billy Madison

28. Two pillows or one?
    Five.

29. If you could do anything to the person you hated the most, what would you do?
    hehe ::rubs hands together::

30. Who are you attracted to?
    I'm attracted to long hair on men, preferably black or blond, and I'm quite a sucker for dark blue eyes with long eyelashes. I'm attracted to guys in bookstores with Robin McKinley or Ayn Rand books and Bordertown Anthologies in their hands, sweaty moody musician types with amazing voices, intellectuals in coffee shops or libraries sitting in the corner scribbling furiously in tattered notebooks. In the way of clothes, a black T-shirt and either black leather pants or dark denim jeans on a thin yet hard-muscled frame. Hot damn.

31. Who is/are your favorite singer(s)?
    Taylor Hanson, Jonny Lang, and Daniel Johns. There are so many facets to their voices, and "each one is the prettiest while it lasts." Not many people can take a single word and make it beautiful. These three can.

32. Who are your favorite people?
    my family and my puppy

33. How many kids do you plan on having?
    I'll try anything once.

34. What do you think true love is?
    True love is completely trusting another person, being able to speak uninhibitedly about anything and everything, or to just sit together and be. True love is never getting enough of someone's hugs and kisses, never ceasing to be amazed at the level of feeling they excite in you. If every kiss, and every touch, has the potential to make my toes tingle (true phenomenon, I have stories), that, my friends, is true love.

35. What is your favorite flower?
    Roses are absolutely beautiful. Lilacs, lavendar, morning glories, but mostly roses.

36. What would you do if you loved someone, but they hated you?
    growl? hiss? kick spit cry hit and scratch? I dunno, what can you do?

37. What is your favorite color?
    Dark dark purplish blue, the color of the sky after the sun has set and before the stars come out.

38. What toys do you still have?
    What do you mean "still"?

39. What's your favorite place to be and why?
    in my room or in my pool, because it's my element.

40. Do you like filling these things out?
    Yeah, it can be fun.

41. Do you believe in love at first sight?
    Yes and no. I believe you can feel an instant connection to someone, but I also know that oftentimes once you get to know the person, you realize he's not who you thought he was.

42. Do you think Tom Cruise is gay?
    Uh...no, he's married, genius. Plus I don't give a hoot one way or the other.

43. Are you homophobic?
    I'm straight, so it's hard for me to understand, but I try to keep an open mind.

44. Would you ever want to live on another planet?
    Have you ever seen "Can of Worms" on the disney channel? He is me.

45. Do you hate chain letters? Yes, quite.

46. Which is your favorite Star Wars movie?
    the first one, because Mark and Harrison were cute.

47. Do you believe in God? Yes.

48. If there was one person you could bring back from the dead, who would it be?
    No one, because the people I miss are all happy in heaven, and I'll see them again when God wills it.

49. Describe the person who sent you this in one sentence.
    He's happily deranged, just like me. Isn't that right, sweetie?

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