'Elloz. Well, as you should know mai name is Khristale (I wont give you mai last name 'cuz its classified)But you can call me "kAyZ,Kk,Kay,Khris...... to call me 'Khris you have to be one of the SELECTED FEW " or just plain ol' Khristale! Im 13 years old an' I live on a Naval Base,
which is otherwise known as 'yOcO lOcO tOwN'... in a place on Earth...Heheh Thought I'd tell you where I lived huh?! ----> Man, I dislike writting about myself! I dont know... I just dont lyke it... weird huh?!<---- Lets see... Im in the eigth grade...-->Yakisoba team!( sOwWiE... tHoUgHt Id rEmInd YoU ... An' iF yOu dIdNT kNoW.. ITz TrUe!...)*sMiLeZ*
nOw... I GuEsS its time to talk about mai family -- huh?! O.K. here it goes...
Mai daddy is in the navy.. he works with computers... he thinks he knows EVERYTHING!oOoH... he also thinks he's the worlds funniest person! HA! If you go into the joke section... you can
see some of the CORNY jokes he tells... (An' Murdock: Mai dad IS NOT cool! Understand?!)
Mai mommy just moved to a naval base in southern Japan --> I think!) Well, I don't know where she is workin' at... man... I don't know "jack-diddly-squat"....
Ok... Since this webpayge is... lyke mostly about me... Im not gonna tell you about mai little bro.... let's just say "I don't got one!" Just playin'.
Let me ask him what he wants me to write about him... He says he 9 an' 1/2... (actualy he is just 9 ... 'cause his birthday was in December... whata buttbutt... I try to tell him that he isn't 9 and 1/2... but does he listen to me?! nOoOoOoOoOoOo...) Ok...
now he's sayin' he is a lover of all this stuff.. but actually he lykes... "games, NWO, and WWF." He says his two "best hobbies" are: playin' with his friends(amazin' that he has any if you ask me! J/k!!),ride on his bike, playin' baseball..."
.... My gosh... whata... ARGH! First... he says he is a "lover" ... come on; who actuallysays that?! Then he says his "two best hobbies" ... an' he gives me like ... a list of them! Like I said before... "retard." But I gotta love him! (It comes with
the territory! J/k!)
Ok... Back to MOI! Where was I?! Ok... let's talk about skool. Ok.... So you know I am on the Yakisoba team --- an' that it RULES... (reminder again...sowwie!)
Um.. ok... Mai favorite classes are/were PHYSICAL EDUCATION! (note: I miss that class so hella much! An' Georgie too!) Science, Math, and English.. Oo... I also lyke Keyboardin' class!
The class I hate the most is jApAnEsE lAnGuAgE 2! That class bYTeS!!!! What else is there to skool?!
Um.. I dont think youd really care but one of the BEST if not the BEST reasons to go to skool is to see friens! If you go to "Mai frens four one one links..." or "shoutouts/dedications" you could read about some people who make lyfe worth living! Ok now for mai hobbies. I lyke to... talk on the phone,eat,sleep,watch t.v., dance,shop, sing, write,read,listen to music, argue with mai dad, and go on the net.. Oh... do GUYS COUNT?! Mai favorite signin' groups are: BSB,N SYNC, 98 Degrees, Five, Next, Allure,Xscape,Voices of Theory, Greenday, Matchbox 20, Offspring, Third Eye Blind, Whintey Houston, Mariah Carey, Puff daddy, an' A LOT MORE! Lets see... mai favorite movie, food, sport, an' TV show are: "Armaggeddon, Ever After, Practical Magic, IKWYDLS, Scream I and II, an' a hella lot more!" Food: "Filipino, Japanese, Chinese, Koren, American, Italian, JUNK FOOD! CANDY!.. more"
Sport:"Softball, Basketball, Tennis, Batminton, Soccer, Swimming, an' more..." TV show: " DAWSON'S CREEK!, Buffy, Moesha, Home Improvement (its stupid funny "HAHA!"), Drew Carey, ANYTHIN' ON MTV!, 7th Heaven, an' a lot more!"
Now for mai DISLIKES. I don't lyke snobs, racist people, an' rude an' mean people! I don't lyke Jalipineos..(sp?), MR. MEAD! Just jokin'... Mr. Mead is kool... he just picks on me too too much! I don't lyke MR.CHRISTIANSON!!!!
I'd put more exclamation marks..but it takes up too much room.
I hear the WIERDEST things about him! An' he's really really mean!( Ohh.. he's also my skools vice principal --- I think!) I don't lyke people who talk smack! Or people who are "fake"... If you don't know what that means it I'll explain it to you! READY!
FAKE:
(v;) the state of acting lyke something you arent to impress a person or a group of people.
*~* kAyZ outlook on "fake people" *~*
Fake people act the way they do because they want to be "accepted;" they want to be in the "IN crowd" or they just wanna impress someone (lyke so called FRENS an' CRUSHES). They think that acting fake will get them an "accepted social status." But I think that we shouldn't act fake... Because... because... (See.. your probably thinking... "GOSH SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE IS SAYING!" Well... I DO! Its just what I wanna say might/is gonna sound CORNY! But I've already made a fool of myself... I might as well do a better job! Don't you think?!), Ok... back to the point... Where was I?! Gawd, I am such an airhead! *Grrrr* That makes me mad!!!! Ok... more about fake people in mai... "THINGS TO PONDER" part of my webpayge! -- Does that last sentence make sense? But then again... When I say somethin' does it EVER make sense?! Hey I just made a point there! WAHOO! Ok.. I'll shut up now! Stupid Cappicino (is that how you spell it?) blast. ITS ALL MARFES FAULT! (Oops.. I did it again didnt I Marfe?! There I go again! :Þ)Ok back to my dislikes.... Well, I could go on and on and on and on and on.. about them but I'll spare you! Let me ask you something... WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS?! Is it because you have nothing better to do? You wanna see how stupid this whole four one one thingy-ma-do-doer is?! Is it because you actually CARE about my likes and dislikes... 'Causes if you do then ---
YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY NO LYFE WHAT SO FREAKIN' EVER!!!!! J/P! Man, Im lyke so hella hyper... I think I'll go jump off a building! ---> wouldnt you just LOVE it if I jumped off a building? Well, if you answered 'yes' then Im not goin' to because if my jumping of a building would make you happy... well, um basically I DONT WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY! I want to make you as depressed as I am! Got it?! HUH HUH HUH?!
Know what Im bonkers! Did you know that?! Dang, did you know I get off the subject to hecka easily?! What kind of a word is HECKA???? Ok... back to the point.
Ok... Im tried of writting about myself... I'll put more on this later! Hey lookie I got a phone call! *~* WAHOO *~*
hEyA hOw aRe yOu?! Well... um... Im in keyboardin' an' we just got Netscape (duh!!) aN' we are supposed
to be workin' on the skools webpayge... but wHo CaReS?! hEhE.. LaTeRs...
