Cereal
I like cereal. I eat it almost every day. Some days I eat it more than once. In fact, most days I eat it more than once. Bowl, milk, spoon. You know the drill.
But. Did you ever stop to think about what cereal is made from? What's in it? Here's what you're thinking:"Gee, nope." Well. That's about normal. But when you DO think about what's in cereal, it's pretty gross.
Take Corn Flakes for example. Corn. Could you imagine getting up in the morning and having a bowl of corn and milk?? Yuck! And what about Rice Crispies? Rice and milk together first thing in the morning??? Now think of the fruit you put on your cereal, right in there with it all! Who thought of Rice Crispies, anyway? How do they get rice to behave in that way?? WHY????
You must be tracing through the different sorts of cereal now. Trying to find a way to prove me wrong. "What about Froot Loops? Fruit and milk sounds good first thing in the morning." Well, sure it does. I know people who eat that. But it's "FROOT" Loops!!! I doubt that there's anything that's even remotely close to a fruit substance in Froot Loops!!! Chemical Loops would be more appropriate!
Well. I hope I haven't turned you off to breakfast now. It's one of the three most important meals of the day.
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