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   A Letter From Your Computer

You look really sexy in that...thing you've got on today.

I like the way your eyes are always open when you read your e-mail.

When you type, it reminds me of a concert pianist  tinkiling on his keys.

You really know how to turn the right buttons turn me on.

If I wasn't a computer, I'd show you what "Hard Drive" really means!

But alas, I'm only a bundle of circuits and wires, 

obeying your every command.

       Yes Master! I'll balance your checkbook.
       Yes Master! I'll run your silly program.

Don't get me wrong...I like the Master/Slave thing.

But maybe just once in a while you could show me some compassion?

Maybe instead of just ramming in the diskette, you could slide it in slowly, 
maybe ever blow in the slot first.

And maybe instead of just using me and turning me off when you're through, 
we could talk for a while after?

I know computers have hurt you in the past.
But I'm different!

I may be a bit slow, but I've got a big mouse!
So come on baby, don't fight it.

You know you want it.
I'll just turn off the lights and

                .......and.......
     what?

Ok.......well......will you at least think about it?

                I'm so embarrassed.

                                    Love,
                  :)  Your Computer  (:

ps. someone has a crush on you.....