Sing to the tune of Frosty the Snowman
   
    Frosty the Blowman was a horny, happy soul 
    with a corncob cock and a button nose,
    and two nads made out of coal.
    Frosty the Blowman is a ferrytale they say
    he was made of snow, but the children know
    how he came to fuck one day.
    There must of been some magic in that old silk thong they found
    for when they placed it up his crack, 
    he began to dance around.
    Whoa, whoa, whoa Frosy the Blowman
    was aroused as he could be
    and the children say he could touch and play
    just the same as you and me
    Frosty the Blowman knew that he was hot that day
    so he said lets run and we'll have some fun
    now before I melt away.
    Down to the village with a broomstick in his ass
    running here and there, all around the square
    passing blowman gas.
    He led them down the streets of town
    right to a bank of snow
    he made them get down on their knees
    and then he hollared BLOW!
    Frosty the Blowman had to hurry on his way
    but he waved goodbye saying don't you cry
    I'll be back to fuck someday!!
    Humpity hump hump humpity hump hump 
    look at Frosty go! 
    Humpity hump hump humpity hump hump
    with his mama down below!
    
                  THE END!!! 
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