Yeah, this thing is funny, interesting lil' facts.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it!)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig!)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not over that pig thing!)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What's the deal with the pigs?)
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmm.....)
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider.
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length,
It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.(Creepy!)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head (Honey, I'm home.. what the...)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity!)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
Starfishes haven't got brains.
After reading all these, all I can say is "Damn Pigs!"
NOTE: I didn't write those lil' notes about being a pig in my next life, someone sent this to me as an e-mail. I wouldn't wanna be Babe anyways and get eaten.
