Ways to Have a Fun Time At Wal-Mart!

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout day.

Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

Put a package of M&M's on layaway.

When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and  ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the restrooms.

Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "pick me !! pick me!!"

When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

Go into the dressing room and yell real loud..."Hey, were out of toilet paper in here!"