A true Slut does not have to be blonde or brunette, long-haired or short-haired, but a Slut does have to have specific requirements in a brain. As Carly has so aptly shown, a true Slut's mind is constantly conniving and manipulating, sizing up every situation to see how she can best come out of it. A Slut is interested in the answers to these questions: "What's in it for me?" and "How can I work this situation to my advantage?"
Eye color doesn't matter when it comes to being a Slut, but tear duct capacity does! They say that the eyes are the windows to the soul, but as Carly has shown, a true Slut has no soul! So she must cover up this lack by storing up huge amounts of saline to cry crocodile tears the moment anyone gets too close to discovering the truth. Happy? Cry! Sad? Cry! Mad? Cry! Having a normal converstation? Cry! True Sluts use tears to get what they want, along with certain other body parts that we shall get to.
Now, having a particular nose isn't really a requirement for a Slut, but since it plays a huge part in Carly's attributes, it has to be mentioned here. working hand in hand with the whole eyes characteristic, Carly has shown herself to be the master of nose-flaring! This spectacle has proven to be so grossly and horrifyingly mesmerizing, that people are often distracted from what lies she is currently spewing by her flaring nostrils. Caution: Not many Sluts have this ability, must be careful of flying buggers, or swallowing whole people with a flare!
Ahh the mouth! The body part that spews forth the lies, the whines, the lies, the pathetic reasonings, the lies! As Carly has shown, a true Slut must be able to spew these lies, whine about her pathetic self, and hurl cruel insults as naturally as she breathes!
You are probably saying, "Heart? A Slut doesn't have a heart!" and you would be half-right. Like Carly, a Slut does have a heart, but it is a cold, small, dark thing. She has proven that a Slut must have a cruel and self-serving heart with only one greedy purpose: to further it's own selfish needs. A Slut does not care about anyone, not her son, not her "friends," not her mom(s), not her lover. A Slut's heart only cares about one thing...itself!
Ah the breasts. These are a truly lovely part of the female anatomy, meant to nourish a child and...well, a few other fun things! However...a Slut's only use for her breasts is whose face she can flash them in to get what she wants! Big or small, as long as she can use them to draw some poor, unsuspecting man into her lair, the Slut will use them anyway she can.
Here is the second powerbase for the Slut. Here a Slut must prove to be fertile. Why? So that she can get knocked-up after having sex with two different men in the same night without even a shower in between! Every Slut knows that having a child is a great way to manipulate the paternally minded men in her life. Besides, they make a great-meal ticket if she gets pregnant by the right man! Or, as Carly has proven, if she claims the right man as the father of her child!
The crotch area. I don't think I need to go into the requirements for this area, do I?
Yes, this is what makes a true Slut; this is what makes Carly Roberts who she is! Want to be a Slut? Just fulfill these requirements and you are on your way!! But becareful, once you cross over to the darkside, it is very hard to cross back! So do yourself a favor, and stay over here with us! It's much more fun to make fun of the Slut's then to be one! Why? Cause at least you are making the jokes, instead of being the brunt of them!