The Anti- T.W.I.T.'s
Skank Test!


June 27, 1999

Have you ever wondered how you rank on a Skank scale? Well here is your chance to find out! Take this test, keep track of your answers, add up your points, and then see below where you fall on the Skank-O-Meter!

Now be honest!

A) How do you financially support yourself?
  1. I work for a living
  2. I work until I can find somebody to support me
  3. "Support myself?" Please, everyone in my life should support me! I shouldn't have to support myself!

B) What are your life goals?

  1. To live a good life and try to be the best person that I can be
  2. To get whatever I can get
  3. To destroy everyone who has ever slighted me, steal away whatever good things other people have that I want, and to get whatever I feel the world owes me

C) If you told a lie, how would you feel?

  1. Awful, I despise lies!
  2. Hey, as long as I don't get caught, who cares?
  3. I have had an awful life and it's not my fault that I had to lie! It's your fault! And I have an excuse!

D) Would you have a one-night stand with a stranger?

  1. No way!
  2. Hey, if he's cute...
  3. Sure, as long as I can drug him and manipulate him later on so that my boyfriend won't find out that the child I'm carrying might not be his, heck yeah!

E) When you see a good-looking man, what is your first thought?

  1. What a handsome hunk!
  2. I'd like to get me some of that!
  3. If I have sex with him, what can I get out of him?

F) When you see a woman who is happy and in love, what is your reaction?

  1. Lucky her, I wish her the best!
  2. She's unattractive and doesn't deserve such a stud!
  3. What a Bitch! Just for being happy, I'm going to seduce her boyfriend!

G) What is your definition of a good friend?

  1. Someone who is always there for me, and for whom I am always there for in return
  2. Someone who always listens to me and always tells me what I want to hear
  3. Someone who never minds when I lie to them, who always listens to me whine and will always bail me out of trouble; someone I can use!

H) Why would you marry a man?

  1. For love.
  2. For security and to have a man around the house
  3. So that I can try to swindle all of his money, destroy him, and then try to seduce his brother

I) How do you feel about your mom?

  1. She's great, I love her!
  2. She's fine, I guess, for a mom
  3. I blame her for everything that ever has or will go wrong in my life!

J) When you look at your child, what do you think to yourself?

  1. I cannot believe that this wonderful little person came from me!
  2. I love the kid when it isn't crying, but when it does, then it's daddy's problem!
  3. What a lifetime meal-ticket I produced!

Tally up your points, giving yourself however number of points correspond with your answer
(Example: You picked Answer #1, you get 1 point)

Got your score? Read below...

0-10 pts: Congratulations! You are a kind, loving, warm-hearted, considerate human being! You couldn't be further from being a skank if you had a halo and wings!

10-15 pts: You are a good person who has their occasional flaw, but is no where near the Skanktitude of someone like Carly! Anyone would be proud to call you friend, mother, daughter, or wife!

16-22 pts: WATCH OUT! You are too close for comfort to the High-End of Skanktitude! If you do not watch those bad traits, they will get the better of you, and that is the last thing that you'd want to happen!

23-30 pts: What are you doing at this site? Is your name Carly? If it isn't, then you should change it because you are her Clone! Yes, you are a Skank. You are a liar, a slut, a manipulator, a whiner, and a b!tch who gets her pleasure by destroying other people's happiness. You care about no one but yourself, and no matter how much you like to say otherwise, your actions prove this time and again. Everyone in your life would do themselves a great favor by moving away and leaving no forwarding address!
By the way, Ferncliff has a nice padded room and a lovely new jacket waiting just for you!

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