The Anti- T.W.I.T.
One of Carly Whoever's
Theme Songs!

Written by yours truly, and set to the music of Barry Manilow's Copacabana (Sorry, Barry!), this song epitomizes Snarly, Carly, Caroline, 'ho, whatever name she is going by now!

Hope you enjoy!

Her name is Carly, or is it Caroline?
No one ever really knows, cause she's such a lying 'ho.
She was adopted and hates her mother,
She came to town to make her pay,
and uses sex to get her way.
She broke Virginia's heart, ripped others lives apart,
she doesn't care who she hurts,
cause she ain't got no heart!

In Port Charles, town by the bay,
the town where Carly came to stay.
In Port Charles, town by the bay,
romance and passion were always in fashion,
until Carly, came to town.

First there was Jason,
there were no names.
Then came dear daddy Tony too, a day he will always rue.
In just a short time, she wrecked his whole live,
cause in one fatal night,
she and Tony had a fight.
She went into a funk and got completely drunk,
she went to Jake's and had no-name sex,
with another hunk!

In Port Charles, town by the bay,
the town where Carly came to get laid.
In Port Charles, town by the bay,
romance and passion were always in fashion,
until Carly, wrecked it all.

Her name is Carly, but who really cares?
She never suffers for her crimes, all she ever does is whine!
She is pathetic and so annoying,
her favorite things are causing strife,
and wrecking another person's life!
She's ruined this whole show, this TWIT has got to go!
I don't care how or who does the deed,
someone just kill this 'ho!

In Port Charles, town by the bay,
the town where Carly has to PAY,
In Port Charles, town by the bay,
romance and passion will again be in fashion,
when Carly, is FINALLY GONE!

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