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Wheeze:
I would like to thank you for taking a few minutes to sit with us here on my show. |
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CJ:
Sure, I am really busy you know. Since all my Jericho'holics out there want to see me, I thought I would grant you a few minutes. |
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Wheeze:
We receive a lot of fan mail reguarding your beautiful hair. Men and women out there want and are extremely envious of your golden locks. |
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CJ:
I know. When you got it, you got it. |
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Wheeze:
So, do you have any tips for the fashion and follicly challenged? |
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CJ:
Since I am everyones Role Model, and sice that bestowes responsability. I would have to say yes. |
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Wheeze:
We will take anything you have to offer. |
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CJ:
Just keep it brushed, washed, eat healthy, and never bleach or color it. |
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Wheeze:
Why Not? |
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CJ:
Because no matter how hard a person tries there is no way you can have hair like mine, besides its very unhealthy to do that. My hair is all natural. |
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Wheeze:
Unfortunately we all know we can't have beautiful hair like you. |
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CJ:
I mean take Kevin Nash. He is always coming up to me in the back and at the airport, calling me on my cell phone, asking for tips and tricks on how he can have gorgeous hair like mine. |
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Wheeze:
Oh really! Tell us more! |
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CJ:
Yes, it gets annoying. And his goat-tea. Please! come on, the only reason he has that is he couldn't train it to look as half as good as mine. |
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Wheeze:
Wow! Chris we never knew this about Kevin Nash. |
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CJ:
I get wrestlers coming up to me night and day begging for tips on how they can have hair like me. |
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Wheeze:
Oh hey look who is here! Kevin Nash! |
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KN:
Hey you little boy! What's up with all the lies? Your getting as bad as Bret Hart. |
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CJ:
I am not lying! I would never lie to my Jericho'holics! |
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Wheeze:
Kev you mean Chis lied about you asking him for hair tips? |
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KN:
Yes! Hey Chris, becareful, you are aware I am doing the booking for all the wrestlers now? Right? |
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CJ:
Yeah! Yeah! What's your point? Go bleach your roots! Wheeze, sorry but I am outta here! |
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Wheeze:
Wow! See ya later Chris. |
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KN:
Guess he can't take the heat in the kitchen. Hee Hee. |
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Wheeze:
So, Kev. Do you bleach your roots? |
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KN:
I don't bleach my roots! I have to go. I need to get more conditioner and make a few phone calls. Talk to you later Wheeze... |
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Wheeze:
Wow! Can you believe that? Well friends just goes to show you. You will never know who might show up. Until next time. Take care! |
