DEAD MILKMEN Bitchin' Camero
Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
I was a car hop
You were into be-bop
You sang
do wop diddy wop
diddy wop doo
All of them changes you put me through
If I could go back again
Well I know I'd never let you go
Back with all of my friends
To that wonderful
*'65 Love Affair
We wasn't gettin' nowhere
But we didn't care
It was a crazy '65 Love Affair
Rock 'n' roll was simple and clear
Oh, I still can hear
I can hear it baby
Well I asked you like a dum-dum
You were bad with your pom-poms
You said ooh wah go team
ooh wah goOoh-ee
baby I want you to know
If I could go back in time
Well, I know somehow you'd still be mine
I wouldn't be so blind
To that wonderful
'65 Love Affair
When rock 'n' roll was simple and clear
Oh, I still can hear
I can hear it baby
Well, I tried to make you give in
One night at the drive-in
You said oh no baby, oh no woo
All of them changes you put me through
If I could go back in time
Well, I know somehow you'd still be mine
I wouldn't be so blind
To that wonderful
Chorus
We sang doo wop diddy wop diddy wop doo
Doo wop diddy wop diddy wop doo
Oh, I don't know.
Well, rumor around town says
you think you might be heading down to the shore.
Uh, yeah, I think I'm goin' down to the shore.
Whatcha gonna do down there?
Uh, I don't know, play some video games,
buy some Def Leppard t-shirts.
Hey, don't forget to get your Motley Crue t-shirt,
y'know, all proceeds go
to get their lead singer out of jail.
Uh huh.Hey, you gonna check out the sand bar
while you're there?
Uh, what's the Sand Bar?
Oh, it's this place that lets
sixteen year-old kids drink.
Oh, cool.Y'know who's gonna be there?
Uh, who?My favorite cover band,
Crystal Shit.
Oh.Yeah, they do a Doors show,
you'd be really impressed,
in fact, it goes a little like this:
Love me two times baby
Love me twice today
Love me two times girl
Cause I got AIDS
Love me two times baby,
once for tomorrow,
once cause I got AIDS
Wow, Pretty good Jim Morrison
impersonation there.
Yeah, I hope those guys
have a good sense of humor
and don't take us to court.
Uh, what's the court?
Never mind that,
Oh, you mean like the People's Court?
Well, that's another story;
the important thing here is
you gotta ask me how
I'm gonna get down to the shore.
Uh, how you gonna get down to the shore?
Funny you should ask,
I've got a car now.
Oh wow, how'd you get a car?
Oh, my parents drove it up here from the Bahamas.
You're kidding!
I must be, the Bahamas are islands,
okay, the important thing now,
is that you ask me what kind of car I have.
Uh, what kinda car do ya got?
I've got aBITCHIN CAMARO!.....
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO,
Now it's in all the papers
My folks bought me a BITCHIN CAMARO
with no insurance to match;
So if you happen to run me down,
please don't leave a scratch.
I ran over some old lady
one night at the county fair;
And I didn't get arrested,
because my dad's the mayor.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Doughnuts on your lawn
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Tony Orlando and Dawn
When I drive past the kids,
they all spit and cuss,
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO
and they have to ride the bus.
So you'd better get out of my way,
when I run through your yard;
Because I've got a BITCHIN CAMARO;
And an Exxon credit card.
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
Hey, man where ya headed?
BITCHIN CAMARO, BITCHIN CAMARO
I drive on unleaded.