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Now its time for JUNGLE RHYTHM!!!
(DK enters the spotlight)
DK: Welcome to the first episode of Jungle Rhythm! Today's topic is neglected Nintendo characters.
Crowd: DK, Donkey Kong, yeah !!!
DK: Today we will be interviewing Luigi, ness, the Ice Climbers, Kirby, and Cranky Kong. Wait a minute, Cranky Kong, oh no!
(Cranky enters with a huge cane)
DK: Hey pops, what's swingin'!
Cranky: Your hide! You left the crystal coconut unguarded and now the reptiles have it.
DK: I knew I forgot something.
Cranky: Hurry up and get it back!
DK: Banana Slamma!
(DK falls on his face, backflips, and runs out the door)
Cranky: Now since DK's out of here, it's time to start Crankey's Monkey Museum.
Crowd: Boo! We want DK!
Cranky: Now I have soem advice for you gamers out there. What's wrong with you, why are you deceived by colorful graphics and a variety of special moves? In my day, we had 8-bit graphics, no story, and just a jump button, and yet we still appreciated that.
(The crowd is silent)
Cranky: now let's see, all these people are from SNES and N64 games. Wait ... Everybody please welcome the Ice Climbers.
(Ice Climbers enter)
Man in audience: Huh? Who are these guys?
Cranky: The famous Ice Climbers, Popo and Nana!
Man in audience: They aren't famous!
(The Ice Climbers go into crowd after man)
Man in audience: Okay, sorry.
(Ice Climbers enter the stage)
Cranky: So, what's it like being the stars of the gaming world?
Popo (Blue Ice Climber): It feels good, the only thing is that there are no people where we live.
Cranky: Any suprises we should know of?
Nana (Pink Ice Climber): We are starring in Super Smash Bros. Melee for Gamecube.
Cranky: No way. Get out of here you hoodlums!!!
(Cranky chases the Ice Climbers out of the studio)
Cranky: Can't trust anyone these days.
That concludes today's episode of Jungle Rhythm. Have a good day everyone.
Script written on Winter 2001.
Webpage made on June 2nd, 2006.
