zack

here is zack, the infamous vegeterian, posing with the lead singer of the counting crows, his favorite band. he was nice enuf to take me in for spring break and let me and everyone trash his house. thanks zack!

zack's poem:

zack the vampire of the fat

zack zack likes to eat fat.
his favorite is a little boy named pat.
pat unwillingly recieves from zack cuts.
from these cuts pat cries out questioning "buts.."
"but why do you suck out my fat?" he cries.
"why not instead eat bird fat pies?"
"my mother can cook them so juicy and tender,"
"this tantilizing question is not a mind bender!"
but replies from zack...he recieved none.
i don't really think that pat expected one.
i saw one day pat going to school from home.
he looked like just a little bone and skin gnome.
nothing...no fat was left on his flabby bony body.
i wondered what zack would do to his little hobby.
oh me,
oh my,
zack sucks the fat from little boys' bodies.

~vetala

mr. zack and me tell eachother faerie tales and we look at the beautiful women...she ain't looking at you oh no no she's looking at me...