*Writer's note: All Pokemon properties belong to all the original owners. A Poke`Chat challenge, the young Ryo-ohki will write a Pokemon fanfic with the including people in the forum. What would happen if we change a likely story into a disastrously hilarious fanfic? I wonder... An Interesting Point of View By Ryo-ohki Um, okay here it goes…
An Interesting Point of View -
Part 2-1: A Deal of Weight
By: Ryo-ohki
A long, long, long time ago in a forum far away….
"Rai, Chuu!"
"Heh, so cute,"
"Oh brother, I think my grandfather must have had it really bad for me," Jesse mumbled as he walked along side of Leto giggling her head off.
"Just soooo adorable!"
"I think I'm going to be sick, gag,"
"Oh Jesse you just don't appreciate friendship in Pokemon," Leto comment still petting the little Raichu on her shoulder.
"Well then, if you get a companion, I should too!" Jesse said as he pulled out a Pokeball.
A light flashed out from the Pokeball and a Chansey formed. Leto and Surfer Raichu's mouths dropped at record length as their eyes shaded dark. The Raichu facefaulted off Leto's shoulder unsuccessfully as it fell hard on the ground. It was paralyzed from shock that formed from response.
"What!?!"
"Channseyy."
"Erk, um, no a fence, but why would someone want a Chansey to follow them around?"
"I do! I f you took Surfer Raichu from me then I deserve Chansey" shouted Jesse as he tried to prove hi point as he lifted Chansey [sort of] over his head and setting the large Pokemon on his own shoulder.
Leto picked up the paralyzed Raichu by the foot and placed it on her head. She walked away and Jesse, who was still trying to prop the Chansey, was flat under it.
Meanwhile, in Pewter City…..
"For the last time, let us in!"
"How do I know you're not bananas in disguise? He hates those things."
The two Team Rocket members facefaulted. The girl with the long reddish hair looked side ways at the guard. As the blondish, brownish hair was still lying on the ground. They each wore black T.R. uniforms and were waiting in front of a tall building. The guard stood in front of the door, he had a small name with the letter Z on it. The girl squinted at it.
"Z?"
"I couldn't spell my real name, so I choose a name that's easier."
"What was your real name?"
"Bob,"
Sierra slapped her self on the face. She looked at Chris, still on the ground. A huge sweatdrop formed on her forehead. Sierra grabbed the largest mallet from her belt and slammed it down on his head.
"That should do it!"
"Owww, did you have to do that?" whined Chris as he got up from the blow.
"Vuuullll," groaned Sierra's Vulpix.
Everyone who was a member of Team Rocket got a Vulpix. Sierra smiled at it.
"Oh, I just love your Vulpix!" shouted Chris.
Quit complementing me!!!! And you! Let us in!" she yelled in their ears.
Z fell over and Sierra stormed in dragging Chris behind her. As they entered a long hallway they found a door with a sign with the words ' Copy Cats' engraved in it. Opening the door they peeked in. Two Meowths stood over a large piece of paper as another one sat at a computer. It shouted out codes as the Meowths dipped their hands in ink and threw them on the paper.
"Odd," commented Sierra. Chris nodded
Sierra dragged Chris by his shirt collar as they opened another door to a room titled 'Granite typing'. Geodudes were hovering over keyboard smashing their fists into them, as each keyboard broke a man would replace them.
"No, that's not it. Let's try this room," Sierra said angered while still dragging Chris.
This time the room was called Electric Storage. Inside the room was so bright it was hard to see, but they did hear one or two 'pika's. Irritated Sierra tried one more room.
"This HAS to be the one!"
She swung open the door find a huge desk in the middle. There was a leather chair faced backwards. It towered over the person sitting in it.
"Did you bring any bananas?" the voice boomed.
"Uh," Sierra sweatdropped.
"She has a pretty, cute, gentle Vulpix! It's also-" Chris screamed in a helpful, yet annoying voice.
"Oh, quit it!" Sierra pulled out an even larger mallet.
"So do you have what we came for?" asked Sierra as she whipped of her hand. Chris was flat and smashed to a quarter.
"You'll have to wait till Part 3 of this fanfic to see what we're talking about and maybe find out who I am…." the voice from the chair.
"Fat chance!" she said pulling the chair backwards. "What the!?! I've changed my mind…you guys will have to wait…."
Who is this mystery guy? What does Sierra want? Why is the answer so revolting? Or I'm I just keeping the suspense? You'll find out in the next section of …. A Deal of Weight!
To be Continued…