Keeps trying
to sell you
extra teeth.

His restrooms are labeled "Bleeders"
and "Non-Bleeders."

Pumps gas into the waiting room in advance.

Does an extensive search for cavities...
dental and body.

He...ummm...licks his tools clean.

Gets mad when you mention
that "4 out of 5 dentists
surveyed" line.

When you come to from being under the gas,
he's quick to insist
that you wore your pants backwards
when you came into his office.

Wears a necklace
made of human teeth.

Has a grindstone in the office for his tools.

Insists that a Novocain shot
is something that he'll buy you at a bar
if you just go out with him.

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