SIGNS FOUND IN KITCHENS

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen
and this kitchen is delirious.

If we are what we eat,
then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.

Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen
and gone on to lead normal lives.

My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.