Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful,
independent, self assured princess happened upon
a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on
the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow
near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess'
lap and said:
Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until
an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from
you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper,
young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can
marry and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my
mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my
clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful
and happy doing so.
That night - as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine, garlic and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought, "I don't fucking think so."