Who Am I?

 

       I'M 
 
       ABOUT 
 
       8 
 
       INCHES 
 
       LONG. 
 
 

       MY FUNCTIONING 
 
       IS 
 
       ENJOYED 
 
       BY 
 
       MEMBERS 
 
       OF 

       BOTH 
 
       SEXES. 
 

 
       I'M 
 
       USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING 
 
       LOOSELY, 
 
       READY 
 
       FOR 
 
       INSTANT 
 
       ACTION. 
 
 
       I BOAST 
 
       A CLUMP OF 
 
       LITTLE 

       HAIRY 

       THINGS 
 
       AT 
 
       ONE END 
 
       AND 
 
       SMALL 
 
       HOLE AT THE OTHER. 

 
 
       IN USE, 
  
       I'M 
 
       INSERTED, 
 
       ALMOST 
 
       ALWAYS 
 
       WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY, 
 
       SOMETIMES 
 
       QUICKLY, 
 
       INTO A 
 
       WARM, 
 
       FLESHY, MOIST OPENING. 
 
 
 
       THERE 
 
       I'M 
 
       THRUST 
 
       IN 
 
       AND 
 
       DRAWN 
 
       OUT 
 
       AGAIN 
 
       AND AGAIN 
 
       MANY TIMES IN 
 
       SUCCESSION, 
 
       OFTEN 
 
       QUICKLY 
 
       AND 
 
       ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING 
 
       BODILY 
 
       MOVEMENTS. 
 
 
 
       ANYONE 
 
       FOUND 
 
       LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY 
 
       RECOGNIZE 
 
       THE 
 
       RHYTHMIC, 
 
       PULSING 

       SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE 
 
       WELL 
 
       LUBRICATED 
 
       MOVEMENTS. 
 
 
 
       WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN, 
 
       I LEAVE 
 
       BEHIND 
 
       A 
 
       JUICY, 
 
       FROTHY, 
 
       STICKY WHITE 
 
       SUBSTANCE, 

       SOME OF WHICH WILL 
 
       NEED 

       CLEANING 
 
       FROM 

       THE 
 
       OUTER 
 
       SURFACES 
 
       OF THE OPENING AND 
 
       SOME FROM 

       MY 
 
       LONG 

       GLISTENING 
 
       SHAFT. 
 
 
 
       AFTER 
 
       EVERYTHING IS 
 
       DONE 
 
       AND 
 
       THE 
 
       FLOWING 
 
       AND 
 
       CLEANSING 
 
       LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED 
 
       EMANATING, 
 
       I 
 
       RETURN 
 
       TO MY 
 
       FREELY 
 
       HANGING STATE 
 
       OF REST, 
 
       READY FOR 
 
       YET 
 
       ANOTHER 
 
       BIT OF 
 
       ACTION. 

 
 
       HOPEFULLY, 
 
       I WILL 
 
       REACH MY 
 
       BRISTLING 

       CLIMAX 
 
       TWICE 

       OR 
 
       THREE 
 
       TIMES A DAY, 
 
       BUT OFTEN 
 
       IT IS 
 
       MUCH LESS. 
 
 
       WHO AM I ???? 
     
     
     
     
     
      AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY 
 
       GUESSED, 
 
       THE 
 
       ANSWER 
 
       TO 
 
       THE 
 
       RIDDLE 
 
       IS 

       NONE OTHER 
 
       THAN YOUR VERY 
 
       OWN.... 
   
   
    
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
       TOOTHBRUSH !!! 
     
     
     
       What were you thinking? You PERVERT! 

This was sent to me by Alex on April 25, 2000.