Episode 04

"Teacher's Pet"

Actually finding a teacher who sides with her, Buffy is sadenned by the discovery of her favorite teacher in the fridge, headless. The Substitute teacher, Ms. French, is attracting all the guys (especially the virgins, such as Xander). Buffy starts to get the wiggins when she finds an "ultra-baddie" vamp running away from the sexy sub at night. The next morning, Buffy sees Ms. French's head turn a whole 180 degrees, and is convinced that the vixen is truly a giant insect.

Meanwhile, Xander is pining for the giant bug lady, who is also seducing him. She asks the clueless virgin to come to her house. She ties him up and just as he became Mr. Headless dude, Buffy comes to the rescue, having done research on the female praying mantis. Ms. French ends up in kibbles and bits, and Xander realizes that being a virgin is not so bad.

My Review: Four Stars

Oh, the pains of Love (or is it Infatuation?)!!!!! Xander's bad luck with women is just beginning. Buffy loses a friend, and Giles.....well, Giles did'nt really learn anything. Cordelia lost about seven ounces from finding the headless body ("I'm not saying that we should kill teachers everyday so I can lose weight, but........."). Anyway, I liked this episode, and if you didn't then I don't care. But Sarah Michelle Gellar is SOOO Fyne.