The Pegasus 5 part battle in 500 words or less

Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-gi oh or any other show that's on here

Warning: There's a whole lotta cursing, a little o.t., and a little bit of boy love: P


Pegasus: I'm evil

Yugi: I'm nice.

Yami Yugi: I'm not nice.

Pegasus: I will have your item.

Yami Yugi: Fuck that! You won't hurt Yugi.

Pegasus: * is beating the snot out of Yugi*

Yami Yugi: Damn it.

Anzu: Go Yugi! You can do it!

Joey: Go Yugi!

Bakura: Go Yugi!

Honda: Go Yugi! Oh wait lets go see about Mokuba.

Yami Bakura: DIE! Ahhahaha

Pegasus: I'm wining!

Anzu: We believe in you! Belieeeeve Yugi believeee!

Yami/Yugi: Not anymore bastard! But first I'll do a long monologue about fairness and other crap and who I need to save after Anzu has reminded me for the nine million and a half time!

Pegasus: Damn they're winning. Ha! I'll cheat!

shadow realm

Yami/Yugi: Damn!

Pegasus: HA!

Yugi: Ow.

Yami: Yugi's hurt DIE!*pulls card no one ever heard of*

Joey/ Anzu: Oh no Yugi—wait where's Honda? Who cares Oh no Yugi!

Yami: Wins

Pegasus: *Disappears. Mope mope* ha! I'm not a bad guy see! See!

Yami Bakura: I am. DIE!

Pegasus: Ow.

Shadi: Someone is a thief and they suck the first person I see with an item is to blame.

Yugi: Hello.

Shadi: You! Let me read your mind.

Yugi: Um…okay

Shadi: Cool. Woah two doors. (goes to creepy veiny door) Let me read your mind.

Yami Yugi: No.

Shadi: Please.

Yami Yugi: Well okay just this once. Try to hurt Yugi you die.

*reveals the depths of an ADD's hell*

Shadi: Damn it.

Shadi (opening doors): Damn it. (Opens another) Damn it. (Opens another) Damn it! This Sucks! (falls through the floor) FUCK! He sucks!

Yugi: Hello. (Helps him)

Shadi: Where do we go?

Yugi: I don't know-hey the door with the light might be a good place to go.

Shadi: Look it's all the cards wow!

Dark Magician wakes up

Shadi: Damn it!

Yugi: It's okay he's my friend. Heel boy. Good dog.

Dark Magician: * heels*

Shadi: Cool. You must be special. I don't know why even though you bear a marked resemblance to the Pharaoh that started the game and hold a second soul inside you that has a room that looks like the tomb of an ancient pharaoh. I don't know how you might possibly be special because I am stupid.

Yugi: Okay. Bye! I made a new friend!