Hello and welcome to the newest SERIES SLUT Today we give credit where credit is due. Our honored tramp this month is from the series, ' The Ronin Warriors'. However our slut isn't one of the warriors themselves.
Sage: *snorts*
Yeah...as I was saying our slut is not one of the ronins, but rather one of their bitter foes...and not just because they beat the living snot out of the ronins through the entire t.v. series.
Ryo: HEY!
Anyway without further ado...or interruptions, let's introduce the series slut. Give it up for the one the only...Mr. Eyebrows himself. Shuten-er Anubis!
Anubis: Oh goodie another award. I'm bursting with excitement. Can I go home now?
*cough* Well then, before we move on to the drooling and general worship of all things Anubis-
Anubis: Please lets!
Leeets take a quick look at his accomplishments. What is it about him that placed him in the hearts and minds of every ronin warriors fan to walk the earth. Was it his charming good looks? *chokes* His sparkling personality? *swallows laughter* His-his loyality to his-*bursts out laughing*
Anubis:What the hell is so funny?
Okay okay I'm sorry...truth is. I don't know what it is about this guy that everyone loves so much. He's not that cute, his voice (in english) is really annoying. When he's still 'evil' on the show, he's funny, even though he spends most of his time, moaning and whining to Tulpa about being the best, and how he should be sent out to fight the ronins blah blah blah...
Anubis: Are you done?
Nope, and just the way he saysKayura makes me laugh seriously listen to it!
Anubis: I didn't come here to be insulted."
You're right...you came here to be honored for your sluttyness...*pulls out a piece of paper* Now. Anubis is a truly vers-er flexiable character. He has been portrayed in many different ways. The most popular way it seems is the angsty 'Angel' 'I-shall-never-stay-dead-and-I-will-never-find-true-happiness-oh-look-there-is-the-woman-of-my-dreams-nevermind-the-fact-that-I-am-DEAD-now-I-was-brought-back-just-to-meet-you-and-shall-now-live-happily-completely-forgetting-about-anything-that-happened-before-you-including-the-fact-that-I-am-DEAD!
Or for a shorter description. Mary Sue. The other popular one is the semi-sweet innocent boy that was recruited by Tulpa then turned evil. Nevertheless to make a long list short. Anubis has fucked everyone on the show. Including Tulpa and The Ancient. I've even...yes I'm dead serious seen a fic out there where he was with Mia's grandpa.
No it's not. Quick topic change...maybe I was a little harsh in saying Anubis isn't cute. Okay he isn't...but in comparison to his fellow masho...well you decide.
Cale Warlord of Corruption...or darkness take your pick! He ain't that bad lookin' is he? But do people like him as much as Anubis. Noooo! Why? Maybe it's because he doesn't have red hair.
Dais the pink spider...er I mean Dais the warlord of Illusion. I personally like him more than Anubis.
Anubis: *rolls his eyes*
*cough* Naaza-er Sekhmet...he's actually really...disturbing. But he's got a great personality...and he's my favorite. Knock Naaza and I'll pound you!
Anubis: Oh yes...if you consider mass slaughtering hundreds upon hundreds of helpless little animals, as well as destroying the environment great.
Excuse me. Mr. Lets-throw-the-woman-and-child-into-a-volcano.
Anubis: Details.
Well then... -_-; As you can see...or not. I don't know. Anubis is our series slut! And so therefore worthy of your respect and love! Since I don't have many positive things to say about him...let's just leave you with a few of his quotes shall we?
I may not like him, but there is one time during the show that I do. It's when he does his special move Quake with Fear. That he is at his least annoying.
Plus there's this one. I've dubbed it Unleash the Ogre. Please don't ask me why.
Well that's all for Mr. Shuten Douji. I hope you come back for a character, that I really think is worthy of the title. Series Slut.
Sage: Like me.
Take your pretty princess crown, and go home.
