Pegasus: I play this card face down
Bradley: evil glasses flash of doom I see. You think I'll walk into your virus trap huh?
Pegasus: What?
Bradley: clears his throat You played that card knowing that I planned to play my dragon—guy in attack mode, and were going to infect my entire deck. But what you didn't realize was that I knew you were going to play that card once I played mine! So I let you see what I was going to do so that I had time to see what you were going to counter play against me so that I would know whether to play that card or not! I know not to now, so I'll play this one instead face down.
Joey/Honda/Anzu: Huh?
Yami Yugi: Of course! Brilliant strategy By GOD I want to play him!
Pegasus: reads Brad's mind and smirks The harpy?
Bradley: No. Not yet, you see what you read from my mind are the cards I am going to play! Not the ones that I play now. Those you have already seen… But which ones were they? I have seen every card in my hand, and the directions that they will lead this game should I put them into play. Which one did I decide to follow?
Joey/Honda/Anzu/Bakura: Huh?
Yami Yugi: Of course!
Joey: Explain.
Yami: Pegasus can read minds with him millennium eye.
Anzu: Yes…
Yami: But Bradley doesn't have an item, yet he can see the future. So the moves that Pegasus reads from him are ones that have not taken place yet, and or moves that may not ever take place because he has discarded them for one reason or another. So basically they are playing a game that has not taken place yet-- yet at the same time is taking place directly before us! Pegasus cannot possibly beat him because his ability only allows him to see what Bradley will do, and not what he is doing no-
Anzu/Bakura/Honda/Joey: drooling on themselves in confused stupor Uhhh…
Pegasus: grabs his heads Can—not under-stand- mal-fun-tion-mal-fun-tion
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!! takes that final leap into insanity and runs repeatedly into a wall
Pegasus: Why can't I read your mind?
Schuldich: glares at Brad Oh that’s you?
Pegasus: Just play.
Schuldich: I don't know how—wait. rips through Pegasus' mind for all the information he needs to play…leaving Pegasus gibbering on the floor, his brain dribbling out of his nose that's better.
Joey/Honda/Bakura/Anzu: EWWWWWWWWWW!
Yami Yugi: You fiend! Yugi don't look!
Yugi: What—AHHH! YAMI!!!!!! Sobs
Yami: There there little one…
Schuldich: What's his problem?
Pegasus: Your mind…is like a wall…lets see how you last in the shadow realm.
Nagi: cold as the artic No.
Pegasus: Ahahahahahaha you have no AHHHHHHHH! OW OW OW OW OW okay! Okay! O-grk! dies
Anzu: What happened to him?
Yami Yugi: It looks like his neck is broken. Somehow Pegasus lifted into the air without being touched, and broke his own neck.
Bradley: It was supposed to look like an accident Nagi!
Nagi: Oops.
Anzu: Do you think it was an accident?
Yami: sweatdrop
Nagi: looks up and smiles
Yugi: Are we still on for dinner?!
Nagi: su-
Yami: ABSOLUTELY NOT! YOU STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM HIM OR I'LL censored to maintain R rating
Joey: really nervous* Er…I don't think the goat part is legal…
Pegasus: thinks 'Let's just have a lookies at his car- OH MY GOD!!! Clawing maniacally at his eyes Get it out! Get it out! Get it out! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Farfarello: eating the cards What's his problem?
Anzu: Do you think he'll be okay?
Joey: My God it’s horrible! It’s inhumane it’s-it’s it’s….never mind. Whose hungry?
Honda: Me.
And the end….
Yes you made it all the way through… are you still sane? Or are you bored stiff?