* Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? 
* If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? 
* Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? 
* What do chickens think we taste like? 
* What do people in China call their good plates? 
* What do you call a male ladybug? 
* What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? 
* When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? 
* Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? 
* What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane? 
* Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together? 
* If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? 
* If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? 
* If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?