An elderly couple was on a cruise and the water was really rough.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon,
When a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched and searched, but couldn't find her.
The captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that
she would notify him as soon as they found something.

Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat.

It read:

"Sir, sorry to inform you, we finally found your wife at the bottom of the ocean, 
and she was dead.
As a side issue, the medical examiner found an oyster stuck in her vagina,
and inside it was a pearl worth $50,000, please Advise."
   
The old man faxed back:
"Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap."