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THE LITTLE RASCALS
 The Little Rascals were at school one day when the teacher asks
 Darla, "How do you spell 'dumb'?"
 Darla says, "D-u-m-b, dumb."
 The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
 Darla says, "Buckwheat is dumb."
 The teacher says, "Now spell "stupid".
 Darla says, "S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid."
 The teacher says,"Very good, now use it in a sentence."
 Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."
 Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says,
 "Buckwheat, spell dictate."
 Buckwheat stands up and says, "D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."
 The teacher says, "Very good, now use it in a sentence."
 Buckwheat says, "I may be dumb, and I may be stupid,
 but Darla says my DICTATE good."