Preschool Hello children! Welcome to another day in the classroom of Allison. I hope you're all ready and willing to learn! To start off our day with some pizazz, let's all do our sing-a-long! The lyrics to my favorite preschool songs are below! Enjoy!! WARNING: This page contains utter insanity. Escape while you can, before Allison locks the doors.. Head N ShouldersHead and ShouldersKnees and toesKnees and toesHead and shouldersKnees and toesKnees and toesEyes and earsA mouth and a noseHead and shoulderKnees and toesKnees and toes! The Friend SongEat new friendsAnd eat the oldSome are tastyAnd the others mold! I like Fudge!I like Fudge!I like Fudge!If you ask me what I likeI say...I like Fudge!((Repeat 27 times)) HippopotamusI want a Hippopotamus for Christmas!A Hippopotamus is all I want!Don't want a dollNo rinky tinker toy!I want a Hippopotamus to play with and enjoy! Down the DrainYou can never go downNever go downNever go down the drain!You're bigger than the water!You're bigger than the soap!You're bigger than the bubbles!And the telescope!So you'll never go downNever go downNever go down the drain! Guys And DollsGuys and Dolls!We're just a bunch of crazyGuys and Dolls!Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah! Guys and Dolls (Reprise)Organ Man!He's just a silly littleOrgan Man!Les homme de organ immpresionat!He's all we've got!He's the one and only organ manBum bum My Little PonyMy little pony!My little pony!All the world's waiting for you!My little ponyMy little pony!It's all our dreams come true! Bon Bon's SongStarlight,Sweetheart, MelodyBrighteyes, Patch and Clover!Bon Bon's making cookie, girls!Hurry up on over! Dress Up!Dressed like a dreamWe're all dressed like a dream!Take a look and you'll agreeWe came right out of a fantasy!Isn't it fun getting all dressed up?Pretending you're someone new?Life's like a dreamLike a dream..Like a dream.. COME TRUE! Dobby's House Elf Jamboree!((Instrumental of Drums))((House Elves jump up and down in front of Harry and friends))Hello!Hello!How do you do today?Would you likeSome tea?Or crumpets on a tray?((a solitary house elf jumps up to Harry and begins shaking its butt in his face))Mac Mac Mac!Mac Mac Mac!Macaroni!MACARONI!((the house elf explodes, and its butt flies into Harry's eyes)) ((Harry screams in pain))((curtain drops)) Say A prayerAnd I'll say a little prayer for you...Forever!And ever!Stay in my heart!And I will love youTogetherForever!We're never apartCause it only means heartbreak for me! The Rhyming SongLet's all sing the rhyming song!The rhyming song!The rhyming song!Lets all sing and rhyme together!The rhyming song!I was hungry, now I'm not!The rhyming song!The rhyming song!Cause I ate beans and grapes for lunch!The rhyming song!Let's all sing the rhyming song!The rhyming song!The rhyming song!Lets all sing and rhyme together!The rhyming song!This is not the rhyming song!The rhyming song! The rhyming song!I know it's not the rhyming song!The rhyming song!What do we do now?I don't know!The rhyming song!The rhyming song!Let's just jump up and down and wave our arms..And get off the stage!The rhyming songThe rhyming songThe rhyming songThe rhyming songThe rhyming songThe rhyming songThe rhyming song!!!!!!!!Well..that wasn't too bad... The Cups SongClap ClapTap Tap TapClap Pick Up MoveClap SlamPick Up TouchDown Then Move PizazzSanta's got pizazz!He's got pizazz! Remake of Last Resort[Edited to be sung loudly during school]Cut my lifeInto piecesThis is my last resortSuffocationNo breathingDon't give a FFFFFFFFIf I cut my arm bleeding Remake of Dance With Me[Disney style y'all!]So come and dance with meMy babyLet's dance til weGo crazyThe night is youngAnd so are weLET'S HAVE FUNAND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY! Remake of Case Of The Ex[My brother's idiocy]There's no need to reminisce 'bout the past Obviously 'cause that WISH did not last I know how a woman will try to game you So don't get caught up because baby you'll lose Jungle GrammarWe're going down down, babyStraight into the flames, babyBurn burn, babyCharred primates for lunch!Hurry hurry get some nowGeorge on a stickHurry Hurry don't know howYou'll want to miss..George on a stick. State SongOh if I could...Live in AlabamaI really probably wouldn'tI'd rather live in IdahoWhere the potatos really growOr maybe in ChicagoThe sky there's really niceBut not in IndianaAll the people there have liceBut Michigan, oh MichiganThe days there are real coldBut Nebraska, dear NebraskaThose people are just oldOh if I could...Live in New York CityI'd probably get muggedI'd rather live in South DakoWhere we can always talk to JoeOr maybe in AtlantaWhere Timmy likes to hangBut if you piss him offHe'll hit you with a bang.But Florida, oh FloridaThe days are warm and hotBut Alaska, poor AlaskaThe eskimos are not.' FuglyF-U-G-L-YYou aint got no alibiYou fugly!Yeah yeahYou fugly!Word! WARWarHuhGood god y'all!What is it good for?Absolutely nothing!Say it again! Spartan CheersYo I'll tell you what I wantWhat I really really wantSo tell me what you wantWhat you really really wantIf you want to be a SpartanYou gotta spike the ballToo bad you got sand up your crackSo put on a booty callReady, okay!Taco, burritoWhat's coming out of your Speedo?I see troubleYeah, yeah, I see trouble!SUPERSTAR! Stupid SongCan you say...S-T-U-P-I-DI can! I can!But they can't so that makes them...Stupid!::tap tap wink:: Diarrhea Commercial JingleIf you've got diarrheaYou just take this little bottleDrink it til you see the bottomAnd you're bottom will feel alllriiiiggghhtt! The O'Neill Family (To the tune of Addams Family)Written By: Caitlin and Patti *I take NO responsibility for the following song*The end of the world started When Mr Festle farted Mr Moore's retarded The O'Neill Family (Do do do SNAP SNAP do do do do) Mr Russel's tall Maybe someday he'll fall In the bathroom stall The O'Neill Family (Do do do SNAP SNAP do do do do) Balika is a chester Some know it as molester He thinks his name is esther The O'Neill Family (Do do do SNAP SNAP do do do do) Miss Jindra's real scary Purdom's real hairy Johan is a fairy The O'Neill Family (Do do do SNAP SNAP do do do do) Miss Barnett is a b*tch Hodgeson likes to itch Miss Nickell is a snitch The O'Neill Family (Do do do SNAP SNAP do do do do) Miss guenzer's real small She ran into the wall And that isn't all The O'Neill Family (Do do do SNAP SNAP do do do do) Mr Herzing is an ass Just like mama cass I do not think he'll last The O'Neill Family (Do do do SNAP SNAP do do do do) Miss Grella is a man She lays in the sand While listenin to the band The O'Neill Family (Do do do SNAP SNAP do do do do) Mr Gorski is lazy His vision is hazy I think that he is crazy The O'Neill Family (Do do do SNAP SNAP do do do do) Now we must conclude This never ending fued The teacher's all are rude The O'Neill Family (Do do do SNAP SNAP do do do do) Do do do do...SNAP SNAP. The Day The World Got HighThe day the world got highLa la la la laThe day the world got highLa la la la laThe monkey ate the turtleAnd the turtle went poopy, poopy, poopy!The day the world got highLa la la la la Taking Care Of BusinessTaking care of businessEvery day::adjust tie::Taking care of businessEvery way::tip hat::Taking care of businessIt's all right::twirl hat::Taking care of businessAnd workin overtime::cane dance:: Here is the children's novel that me and my friend Theresa created. Enjoy, and read to posterity. Curious George and the Midnight Snack There was a bonfire.George was curious.He didn't know his fur was so flamable.The man in the yellow hat came.He laughed and smiled evily.He didn't know George was so suculent and delicious.Everyone had George-on-a-stick.THE END