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Hi, I'm [name] and you are...gorgeous!
Hi, I'm [name], how do you like me so far?
Hi, my name is [name], but you can call me lover.
Can you catch? because I think I'm falling in love with you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other girls look really bad.
I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming.
Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
Are you sure you're wearing make-up?
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
I feel like Richard Gere, and I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
Pinch me. "Why?" You're so fine I must be dreaming.
Is your father a boxer? Cause you're a knockout.
If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
Is your father a thief? 'Cause he stole the sparkle from the stars and put it in your eyes.
You must be a heck of a thief 'cause you stole my heart from across the room.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call Fine Print!
You're so sweet, you'd put Hershey's out of business.
Do you drink milk? Cause it sure did your body good.
Is your name Gillette? Cause you look like the best a man can get.
You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?
I'd use a cheesy pick-up line on you, but you're too smart.
I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?
*Hey baby what's your sign?
*So... How am I doin'?
*Can I flirt with you?
*Where have you been all my life?
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? "No." Well then, please start.
Do you think I need my library card? Cause I'm checking you out.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
Do you like raisins? How about a date?
I lost my phone number can i borrow yours?
I'm in the process of writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
If I said you had a great body would you hold it against me?
I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away!
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin ME.
Hey, don't I know you? Oh yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.
Can I have directions? "To where?" To your heart.
Inheriting one million dollars means so little when you have a weak heart.
What was that? "What?" It was the sound of my heart breaking.
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes.
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And I'm lost at sea.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
When I said I'd die single, I only meant that I didn't think I'd live long enough until I found you.
Is there a rainbow? Cause you're the treasure I've been searching for.
If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I would walk in my garden forever.
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
Did it hurt? "Did what hurt?" When you fell out of heaven?
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
How was heaven when you left it?
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
Wow. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
Are you lost? 'Cause it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.
Do you believe in modern revelation? cause I believe I'm standing in front of an angel.
Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
PICKUP LINES FOR PSYCHOPATHS-submitted by the wonderful Liz Toglia
*Hey, that dress looks really good on you. It would look even better
crumpled up on the floor of the morgue covered in bloodstains.
*Baby, your daddy must have been a thief because he stole my magic box
and I KNOW YOU HAVE IT! GIVE IT BACK TO ME NOW!
*Is that a mirror in your pocket? Why? Are you trying to steal my soul?
*I have a bet with my friend over there that I can rape and kill the
best looking girl in this place. Wanna help me win?
*Do you know why women use these two fingers to masturbate? Because I
haven't chopped them off with a cleaver yet.
*I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow, care to be one of my disciples?
*You'd look good with a shaved head.
*I've got the body of a Chippendale. . . its buried in a garbage bag
under my floorboards.
*Excuse me, do you give head to strangers? No? So I'd have to introduce
myself before decapitating you?
*If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
*I was sitting there holding my chainsaw and I realized that I'd rather
be holding you.
*I'd like to eat you with fava beans and a nice chianti
*That dress is very becoming on you. I know if I were that dress I'd be
beating your head in with a meat tenderizer.
*I was sitting there peeling the label off my beer bottle and I
realised that I'd rather be peeling off your skin.
*Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I hit you as hard as I can
with a mallet to see if I can hit the little bell at the top of the
post.
*How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that the
voices in my head come up with?
*Are you a moaner or a screamer? Or do you just gurgle?
*Is your hat lined with tin foil? Because my mind control beams just
don't seem to be working on you.
*You've stolen my heart, but that's OK because I have three more in my
freezer at home.
*Baby, your daddy must've been a fireman because when I look at you I
suddenly lose the urge to burn down this building.
*What's a nice girl like you doing in an unlit alley like this?
*If I said you had a nice body would you let me chop it into little
pieces and keep it in my freezer?
