Wacky
Wisdom
Pat
Bates, Oklahoma
Everything I need to know about life, I
learned from Noah's Ark...
Ø One: Don't miss the boat.
Ø Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Ø Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Ø Four: Stay fit. When
you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Ø Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs
to be done.
Ø Six: Build your future on high ground.
Ø Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Ø Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board
with the cheetahs.
Ø Nine: When you're stressed, float a while.
Ø Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by
professionals.
Ø Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always
a rainbow waiting.
