HOW
TO HAVE AN UNSUCCESSFUL FAMILY
Pastor Dawn Marie Berry,
1. DON’T FORGIVE!
2. NEVER ADMIT YOU WERE WRONG.
3. BE SELFISH.
4. BE ANGRY AND QUICK TEMPERED.
5. ALWAYS FORGET BIRTHDAYS AND
ANNIVERSARIES; MOTHER’S DAY or FATHER’S DAY.
6. NEVER KEEP YOUR WORD TO YOUR FAMILY
7. ALWAYS SAY WHAT YOU THINK AND FEEL.
8. DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO GET YOUR FAMILY
INTO FINANCIAL TROUBLE.
9. ALWAYS PUT RELATIVES AND FRIENDS ABOVE
YOUR FAMILY.
10. DON’T GO TO CHURCH.
11. ANYTIME YOU HAVE AN
12. NEVER DO ANY MORE THAN THE MINIMUM AMOUNT
THAT YOU CAN DO TO GET BY.
13.
GET MAD, STAY MAD, AND
DON’T TELL ANYONE WHY YOU ARE MAD.
I
pray that you will NOT use this formula in YOUR family! I want you to succeed and
to be happy! I want your family to be
what God intends for it to be.
Editors note: One definition of “insanity” Is wanting things to be different,
but continuing to do the same things over and over again.