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Dinosaur Jokes!



Mother: "Why are you crying? "

Daughter: "Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby brother."

Mother: "That's no reason to cry." Daughter: "Yes it is! No one would trade me!"



Q: What do you call a tyrannosaurus that talks and talks and talks ...?

A: A dinobore!

Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

A: Doyathinkysaurus! (Do you think he saw us)


Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball?

A: A dino-score!


Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur?

A: Hello, hello!

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

A: The chicken hadn't evolved yet! .


Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A: Try-Try-Try-ceratops!



Q: What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks !


Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?

A: Jurassic Pork!



Q: What made the dinosaur's car stop?

A: A flat Tire-annosaurus !



Q: What do you call a dinosaur that left its armour out in the rain ?

A: A Stegosau-rust !



Q: Which dinosaurs were the best policemen?

A: Tricera-cops !




Why Dinosaurs Became Extinct!


1. They all died.

2. They couldn't make pizza.

3. They just all couldn't get along.

4. No caffeine or sugar.

5. They didn't know how to say "SEGA!"

6. They didn't have Air conditioning for those hot and humid days.

7. They couldn't find their MTV.

8. The earth said, "Pull my finger."

9. They didn't have sun tan lotion.

10. They were abducted by aliens.

11. They were cold blooded.

12. Those troublesome tar pits.

13. They decided to look for the wizard of Oz to get a bigger brain.

14. They were killed off secretly by the C.I.A.

15. Because their lack of a mutigenic gene and the change in environment . They were forced into extinction by the fact that they could not adapt to the harsh changes brought to their environment.