The frog pipes up, "I'm really a beautiful princess and if you kiss me, I'll hang out with you for a week".
The programmer shrugs his shoulders and puts the frog in his pocket. A few minutes later, the frog says "OK, OK, if you kiss me, I'll be your girlfriend for a week".
The programmer nods and puts the frog back in his pocket.
A few minutes later, "Turn me back into a princess and I'll be your girlfriend for a whole year!". I've promised lots of fun with a beautiful princess for a whole year and you won't even kiss a frog?"
"I'm a programmer," he replies. "I don't have time for girls.... But a talking frog is pretty neat!
9. Flies in your soup are a bonus.
8. You're above toads on the food chain.
7. Green goes with absolutely everything!
6. Pond Scum is a term of endearment.
5. Most restaurants have a "no croaking" section.
4. Amphibians are at a minimum risk of appearing on Geraldo.
3. You can scratch hard to reach places with your tongue.
2. You can donate your body to science for big bucks!
1. It sure beats being a newt.
They eat watever bugs them!.
They get tongue tied!
Unhoppy.
A rubbit!
He liked a good croak and dagger.
It got toad!!
A frog rolling down a hill.
Leap Year!
Because he wanted to go hopping.
I asked him what he was doing.
He said, "I'm moving!"
He didn't... he jumped.
ecause the chicken crossed the road.
to see what the chicken was doing.
Some mean little kid super-glued it to the chicken.
To get hit by a steamroller
He ran after a fly and was hit by a car.
If a chicken can do it so could he!
You yell "Free Flies" and he doesn't come.
Put it in a round bowl and tell it to take a nap in the corner.
When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
Ribbit!
You are really starting to bug me!
Toadly awesome!
Dinner.
You're such a WART!
Because he ate a poisonous fly!
Croaket.
French flies and a diet Croak.
A croaking device!
The cat had nine lives, the frog just croaked.
A frog with a hand-grenade.
He was learning a foreign language.
He needed a "hopperation" !
The one who drinks Canada Dry!
A frog in a blender.p>
Frog nog!
You Croak!
Croaka-Cola!
To pick the flies out from between his teeth!
A frog sandwich!
"No!... I always walk this way!"
-"Yes Sir!"
"Then hop on over to the kitchen and get me a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich!"
Knee-deep Knee-deep!
Jumpsuits!
"Baroke, baroke, baroke."
A frog that goes croak every night.
A frog!! (groan!)
He wanted to robbit.
They don't move when a car is coming toward them.
The frog said, "That's great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," said the psychic, "Next semester in her biology class."
A large green frog hops into a bank, jumps up on the counter and says to the teller, "I want a loan."
The teller says, "You'll have to see the loan officer. Her name is Patricia Wack, and her office is down the hall on the left.
So the frog hops off the counter, down the hall and to Mrs. Wack's office.
He jumps up on her desk and says, "I want a loan." Mrs. Wack, quite puzzled, gives the standard line, "We must have something to secure the loan, some collateral."
At that the frog pulls out a ceramic lion, places it on her desk and repeats that he wants a loan.
So Patricia picks up the ceramic lion, goes in to the bank president's office, places the ceramic lion on his desk, and tells him, "I have this frog in my office who says he wants a loan, and this is what he has to secure it. I don't even know what this thing is."
The bank president looks at the ceramic lion, looks at Mrs. Wack, looks back at the ceramic lion and finally says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan."
10. Babes are always kissing you because they think you'll turn into a prince.
Three frogs walked into a bar, the fourth frog ducked.
Why are frogs so happy?
What happens when two frogs collide?
How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
What's green green green green green?
What is a frogs favorite time?
Why did the frog go to the mall?
I was walking down the alley one day and I saw a frog kicking a can.
Why did the frog walk across the road?
Why did the frog cross the road?
Why did the frog cross the road?
Why did the frog stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the frog stay in the middle of the road?
Why did the frog cross the road?
How can you tell if a frog doesn't have ears?
How do you confuse a frog?
How does a frog confuse you?
How do you apologize to a witch?
What did the frog say to the fly?
What does a frog say when it sees somethin' great?
What do you call a frog with legs?
What did one frog say to another?
Why did the frog croak?
What is a frog's favorite game?
What did the frog order at McDonald's?
What does a Romulan frog use for camoflage?
What happened to the cat and frog when they got run over?
What's green and dangerous?
Why did the frog say meow?
Why did the frog go to the hospital?
What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
What's red and green and goes 175 miles an hour?
What do you get if you add milk?
Why did the motorcycle rider buy a pet frog?
What's white on the outside, and green on the inside?
"Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?"
"Waiter... Waiter... Do you have frog legs?"
How deep can a frog go?
What do stylish frogs wear?
Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
How can you tell a frog doesn't have ears?
Psychic Hotline!
A frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and was told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young woman who will want to know everything about you."
Worst Frog Joke Ever!
